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When she asked me if we could share my umbrella, I gallantly said yes. She kissed me, then ran off with her half.
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Those who are hot don’t use an umbrella a lot – ‘cause they’d rather sizzle in the drizzle.
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i owe my parents/ for my umbrella of confidence/ that help me face/ life's challenges & maze/
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i will weather life's rain and shine/ if your love's umbrella shall be mine/
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i welcome your love's umbrella/ let us dance to our own sonata/ and enjoy life before we go unda/
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It’s raining, it’s pouring: If you think an umbrella is boring, you haven’t been underneath mine with ME, yet! ;)
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Pity artwiculate didn't see this shower of inadvertant entries coming, they could have put an umbrella in place
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It’s raining MEN!! ... I think I’ll sort them out by whacking the psychos away with my umbrella. ;)
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When The Stones played my soaked hometown in 1998, I didn't bring my umbrella. "Gimme Shelter, Mick!" http://j.mp/7Wgowa
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i am called to a meeting on a Sunday/ let me use my black & yellow umbrella - my mood is bad & my get up is sunny/
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I just found out that umbrella is British slang for the penis. Guess this could get interesting after all! o_O
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A young lady from Mirabella/looking for a rich kind of fella/she went to Spain/it did nothing but rain/she came back with just an umbrella.
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A kangoroo, an elephant, a rhino and a horse were under an umbrella. Who got wet? No one of them. It was not raining.
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An umbrella was the weapon of choice for the Soviet spy. He was an undercover agent.
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I walk with an umbrella with holes in it..so as to know if it has stopped raining.
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in my dream we were ~ under moonlight's umbrella ~ by the deep blue sea #haiku
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When two men share an umbrella, both of them get wet.
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Warm Spring rain… no clothes ~ You & me… no umbrella ~ Relishing wetness. #haiku
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Aha! So that's an umbrella! All the while I was calling it the plastic-popping-thingy-protection-from-rain! Thanks @artwiculate.
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Umbrella? Seriously?
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why UMBRELLA? don't you think @Artwiculate must have reached his level of incompetence it ran out of arcane & esoteric words?
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my downfalls were trickles of rain/ that my life's umbrella failed to contain/ yet these strengthened me/ to face life's adversity/
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@phocks good sunday morning Josh, we have a new game, come play with us, but don't forget to bring your umbrella ...
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i am such a fashion freak/ i have umbrella's of all colors from a treat/ will i match my mood & my dress as a trick ?
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i will never part with my umbrella from BALI/ it reminds me of my sweetie/ and the lovely memory/
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Cinderella & Prince Charming’s daughter was born in Autumn when umber leaves covered the trees. You guessed it: They named her Umbrella.






















