ScoreRanking 4479points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 43 / 71

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 1 / 19

Best tweet ever / Best tweet this month

95
Points
My speling is so gud I only haff to giv my tweeets a perfunctory chek.
07 November 2009

Latest tweets

  • 51
    Points
    On soft, silent paws / The feline approached its prey / Surreptitiously - #haiku #artwiculate
    10 March 2010
  • 81
    Points
    Surreptitiously? Didn't see that coming. #artwiculate
    10 March 2010
  • 43
    Points
    If you would win #artwiculate, then points you must accumulate. To get them don't gesticulate, instead with words illuminate.
    09 March 2010
  • 64
    Points
    Brian the Baritone went from melodious to odious in three notes flat. Or three flat notes. Whatever. #artwiculate
    08 March 2010
  • 54
    Points
    All the kids called it the Merry-Go-Round. But Rodercik was such a snob, he referred to it as the Mirthful-Circumambulate.
    03 March 2010
  • 43
    Points
    What ensued when Brad was caught stealing chocolates in his burlap bag is now known as the "Truffle in the Duffle Kerfuffle".
    23 February 2010
  • 22
    Points
    What's the big kerfuffle? #StillplaysArtwiculateFromTimeToTime
    23 February 2010
  • 47
    Points
    The 7 Dwarfs in ancient Rome: Felicitous, Somniferous, Sternutus, Medicus, Timidicous, Petulous and Hebetudinous #artwiculate
    22 February 2010
  • 36
    Points
    Eva looked like a French poodle/All Max wanted to do was canoodle/It ended of course/In a messy divorce/She cleaned him out kit and caboodle
    14 February 2010
  • 18
    Points
    @yopopodawn I am Felix Chatoyant, a shiny cat. Other animals, zey look at me and zey theenk I look like zem. But I don't! I am jost shiny!
    12 February 2010
  • 35
    Points
    Chatoyant: Reflection of the lustrous fur coat of a French cat in the waters of a calm sea at dawn.
    12 February 2010
  • 17
    Points
    Around the monastery, the monk did gallivant. Alas, he was forbidden to woo maidens with his chant. #artwiculate
    11 February 2010
  • 30
    Points
    "Poltroon" - The not-so-successful sequel to "Platoon" in which Charlie Sheen's regiment kept running away and hiding.
    05 February 2010
  • 23
    Points
    The early bird gets the worm; but in #artwiculate, the matutinal bird gets the word.
    04 February 2010
  • 30
    Points
    Man, what I wouldn't give for some good old-fashioned avarice. #artwiculate
    30 January 2010
  • 31
    Points
    The #artwiculate Word of the Day is Insouciance? I couldn't care less.
    23 January 2010
  • 43
    Points
    Today's #artwiculate word - harbinger - is an augury of good tweets to come.
    22 January 2010
  • 45
    Points
    The #artwiculate word of the day is "ineffable". ... Words fail me ...
    20 January 2010
  • 45
    Points
    Thoughtful culinary moiety: Half-baked idea.
    16 January 2010
  • 42
    Points
    Moiety? You don't know the half of it! #artwiculate
    16 January 2010
  • 34
    Points
    The Torpor-do: The most useless and ineffective weapon ever devised. #artwiculate
    14 January 2010
  • 44
    Points
    #Artwiculate will never last if it keeps coming up with words like ephemeral, ethereal, diaphonous and gossamer.
    12 January 2010
  • 37
    Points
    The onomatopoeia champagne married the palindrome champagne. They named their baby Pop.
    10 January 2010
  • 25
    Points
    Esmerelda was lissome; Jack wanted to kiss some; alas she was not swayed: Your rude advance has nary a chance; your kiss I intend to evade.
    09 January 2010
  • 57
    Points
    #haiku - Ethereal dreams / Mere diaphanous visions / Within reach, then gone - #artwiculate
    08 January 2010
  • 20
    Points
    The scent of perfume / A furtive glance on the street / A missed chance at love #haiku #artwiculate
    01 January 2010
  • 29
    Points
    Beer in hand, Glen stood to offer a toast. "A wassail," he said. "No, no," his friends replied. "It's 'WASSUP!'"
    31 December 2009
  • 33
    Points
    Bob was young and vacuous - a clear case of incipient insipidness. #artwiculate
    30 December 2009
  • 27
    Points
    Whenever his elves misbehaved, Santa accused them of imp-propriety. #pun #artwiculate
    29 December 2009
  • 30
    Points
    The big man from Managua was an aficionado of Chinese cooking. They called him Szechuan Juan, the Gargantuan Nicaraguan.
    26 December 2009

Awards

Top 5 10 March 2010 Surreptitiously
81
Points
Top 5 08 March 2010 Odious
64
Points
Top 20 03 March 2010 Circumambulate
54
Points
Top 20 22 January 2010 Harbinger
43
Points
Top 20 20 January 2010 Ineffable
45
Points

Daily stats

09 Mar 2010 43 points
08 Mar 2010 64 points
07 Mar 2010 0 points
06 Mar 2010 0 points
05 Mar 2010 0 points
04 Mar 2010 0 points
03 Mar 2010 54 points
02 Mar 2010 0 points
01 Mar 2010 0 points
28 Feb 2010 0 points
27 Feb 2010 0 points
26 Feb 2010 0 points
25 Feb 2010 0 points
24 Feb 2010 0 points
23 Feb 2010 43 points
22 Feb 2010 47 points
21 Feb 2010 0 points
20 Feb 2010 0 points
19 Feb 2010 0 points
18 Feb 2010 0 points
17 Feb 2010 0 points
16 Feb 2010 0 points
15 Feb 2010 0 points
14 Feb 2010 36 points
13 Feb 2010 0 points
12 Feb 2010 35 points

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