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20PointsPerhaps once his current contract expires, Glenn Beck can form his own one-man band. Grandiloquence Funk Railroad, anyone?29 July 2010
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15PointsOh, how great a dearth/of blithe mirth greets wintry earth/until spring's rebirth. #haiku #artwiculate01 December 2009
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25PointsLittle Bunny Foofaraw, hopping through the forest, picking up the field mice and showering them in bling. #warpednurseryrhymes24 November 2009
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15PointsMUW does not need to fall under the dubious umbrella of MS State. Do what's best for MS's students, @HaleyBarbour. #saveMUW22 November 2009
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25PointsOh, pity me/I shall never be/the epitome/of bonhomie/I sit and groan/at home alone/as I bemoan/the silent phone.20 November 2009
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25PointsWitnessing penumbra while huddling on the tundra leads to "numb-ra" extremities.19 November 2009
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25PointsExcuse me if I lack equanimity; all this work has me feeling shitty. I don't mean to be persnickety. I just feel like sinking into nihility.18 November 2009
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40PointsDon't let my current state of equanimity fool you. Inside, I'm screaming, "YOUR THESIS IS DUE! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? GET OFF TWITTER!"18 November 2009
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30PointsMy choice of companion may be taboo/But why should there be a stigma/I quite like to hang with ewe/Our love is (baa) an enigma. #artwiculate17 November 2009
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25PointsI thought elves had placed a large green stigma on my forehead, but it just turned out to be a Post-It. Never napping at the desk again.17 November 2009
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25Points"Malinger," my ass. Thesis-itis, or "unbearable, misery-breeding, soul-sucking ennui," is a REAL disease.16 November 2009
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14PointsTrying to find a way to use "imbrication" in a tweet is kinda like trying to find a single redeeming quality in Joe Francis: so very hard.14 November 2009
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15Points2 Girls and a Cup: the dregs of humanity indulging in the ultimate in feculent esculent? (Gotta love the Internet.)11 November 2009
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20PointsYes, I have a Hello Kitty shower curtain & backpack & pencils & earrings & sheets. Doesn't make me an ailurophile ... right? (Or 5 yrs old?)09 November 2009
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20PointsHis esoteric treatise on the transcendental phenomenology of baby fruit bats was lost on the kindergarten class reading Stellaluna.03 November 2009
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20PointsThe last vestiges of creativity have left my mind, leaving me bereft of all but the most nonsensical of thoughts. Oogely boogely.02 November 2009
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15PointsSarcasm has its place, but sometimes, you have to just get off the acrimony pony and play in the hay!31 October 2009
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15PointsIntroduced Carrie to a favorite mondegreen the other day: "I fight with Dorothy and Dorothy always wins." (John Cougar, "Authority Song")29 October 2009
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30PointsFormula for a half-assed thesis = scintilla o' inspiration + a constant state of fear x months of unrelieved perspiration. Suck it, Edison.28 October 2009
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25PointsUnrequited love ... the bread and butter of every stalker, horny politician, and obsessed Jonas Brothers fan in the country.27 October 2009
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15PointsShady trickster/what foul elixir/conjured you at my chamber-door?/Quoth the Raven/"Dude, you're talking to a bird/Trip the acid Nevermore."26 October 2009
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20PointsPre-Halloween candy corn and pumpkin lattes ... sweet elixir of life, grant me sustenance for an all-night writing session. Fall rocks.26 October 2009
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15PointsWearing an Auburn shirt in downtown Tuscaloosa is akin to heresy in the state of Alabama. But pissing off drunken frat boys is fun, y'all!25 October 2009
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30PointsWhen my thesis director asks why my treatise on Spenser blows massive chunks, I shall blame my utter lassitude. Or maybe monkeys.23 October 2009
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25PointsOn such a Yankee of bourgeois taste, the delectable joys of our chocolate-covered bacon, deep-fried pickles, and Spam enchiladas were lost.21 October 2009
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35PointsHe pauses, listening as the voices in his head conflate into an unholy chorus: "The liberals ... they're out to get you, Glenn ..."20 October 2009
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55PointsIn graduate school, the air is redolent with the scent of terror. Terror ... and lemongrass.19 October 2009
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20PointsHaiku makes me feel/quite ebullient on these days/when drizzling cold reigns.18 October 2009
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10PointsI feel the need to listen to people wax poetic @ felicitous weather. Sense & Sensibility FTW. Watching 3 times in 1 wk ... excessive much?17 October 2009
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