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Best tweet ever

45
Points
My fresh baked scones, redolent with butter and blueberries, have proven again that the way to my man's heart is through his stomach.
19 October 2009

Latest tweets

  • 30
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    So would a tom cat count as an ailurophile?
    09 November 2009
  • 20
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    Don't assume that because I am successful I had to be mercenary about it along the way. Hard work can still get you places. Don't give up.
    08 November 2009
  • 30
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    If your follow Fridays are just perfunctory is there really any point?
    07 November 2009
  • 20
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    I could offer you a litany of problems and challenges facing us; but instead I say we shall focus on the opportunities. Make it work.
    06 November 2009
  • 30
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    I don't need some lagniappe. I'm waiting on a full fledged miracle.
    05 November 2009
  • 25
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    Ah the riparian pleasures of days gone by; picnics, toy boats, catching tadpoles. Now but memories but still so sweet.
    04 November 2009
  • 15
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    I find the abacus both esoteric and awesome.
    03 November 2009
  • 20
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    The Sphinx has just the vestige of a visage.
    02 November 2009
  • 30
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    I've still got at least a vestige of hope that love can indeed conquer all.
    02 November 2009
  • 15
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    Ah the dulcet tones of children on a sugar high. Oh wait, that's incorrect, I meant cacophony.
    01 November 2009
  • 25
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    Cloying acrimony can be so bittersweet.
    31 October 2009
  • 15
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    The thing that worries me most about the current political climate is the acrimony. The actual problems are enough of a challenge as it is.
    31 October 2009
  • 20
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    Cloying greeting card sentiment is just not for me. If you have something to say, say it with a smooch!
    30 October 2009
  • 30
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    "Visualize Whirled Peas" is my favorite mondegreen bumper sticker.
    29 October 2009
  • 25
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    The chinchilla of Manila prefer just a scintilla of vanilla in their sasparilla.
    28 October 2009
  • 25
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    Workaholism: when your love for your job never goes unrequited.
    27 October 2009
  • 15
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    My hatred for him is apparently unrequited. But I still am not quite clear on how we wound up married.
    27 October 2009
  • 30
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    My elixir mixer is in need of a fixer. is anyone here a blender repairman?
    26 October 2009
  • 25
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    If Timothy Leary's elixir had been called DSL, would the trips have had higher bandwidth?
    26 October 2009
  • 45
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    Hershey: diet heresy.
    25 October 2009
  • 15
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    Both gregarious and nefarious, Ted balanced a career precarious fencing items various. Caught in the end, he now lives a life vicarious.
    24 October 2009
  • 20
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    I've determined: lassitude is directly proportional to ice cream consumption. Now just a few more experiments to determine the coefficients.
    23 October 2009
  • 10
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    I've figured it out: lassitude is directly proportional to ice cream consumption. Now just a few more experiments to determine coefficients.
    23 October 2009
  • 15
    Points
    I'm not capricious; I'm the boss. So I'm automatically right. Right?
    22 October 2009
  • 15
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    My husband wants to learn Latin. Is that bourgeois? Maybe. Someone told him today it was creepy. Creepy?
    21 October 2009
  • 39
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    When you conflate work and pleasure every day can be a good day. Today was a good day.
    20 October 2009
  • 45
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    My fresh baked scones, redolent with butter and blueberries, have proven again that the way to my man's heart is through his stomach.
    19 October 2009
  • 15
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    Ebullient ebony, tinkling ivory. Mozart ftw!
    18 October 2009
  • 25
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    Friday, oh felicitous day!
    17 October 2009
  • 15
    Points
    SQL is my overlord. The time has come to acquiesce. These queries will haunt my dreams, I'm sure of it.
    16 October 2009

Awards

Top 20 25 October 2009 Heresy
45
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Top 20 19 October 2009 Redolent
45
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Top 20 26 September 2009 Adjure
40
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Dec 2009 0 points
Nov 2009 30 points
Oct 2009 45 points
Sep 2009 40 points

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