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Best tweet ever

50
Points
He said something about wanting to imbue me with something...needless to say there will be no second date.
14 October 2009

Latest tweets

  • 10
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    So not everyone gets that effervescent feeling at the prospect of eating cow tongue?!?!
    12 November 2009
  • 30
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    as a child crayons were an esculent member of 7th food group i had created. delicious.
    11 November 2009
  • 25
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    I told you! If you put your hand in propinquity to the monkey cage they'll try and eat it! Now we have to find your finger!
    10 November 2009
  • 20
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    When a turkey comes into propinquity with novermber they should know I'm going to eat them, because I don't like ham.
    10 November 2009
  • 20
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    When chocolate comes within propinquity of my mouth I really have no choice but to put it in it's rightful place in my belly!
    10 November 2009
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    Bess's life at age 65 had become 2 perfunctory so she had 2 spice it up! She now goes by Candy Cox and can be seen in "Breakfast on Tiffany"
    07 November 2009
  • 15
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    ATTENTION: you are all hereby invited to the litany in my head. Tomorow's topic will be my eating habits, should be a good one.
    06 November 2009
  • 10
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    After listening to the 11 hour litany the word litany had taken on an entirely new meaning. [lit]get high [any?] an offer to all.
    06 November 2009
  • 10
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    So a nice lagniappe. I tweeted the WOTD yesterday, looked all over my page to see my score and realized spelled it wrong. Genius really.
    05 November 2009
  • 20
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    Guide to Esoteric Sciences for Dummies: Includes history of String Theory, Quantum Mechanics, John Wheeler's Quantum Foam, and Feminism
    03 November 2009
  • 25
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    His cloying pleas / he's on his knees / I just grabbed my keys
    30 October 2009
  • 10
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    The bum inside carls jr had a cloying scent to him.
    30 October 2009
  • 10
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    Tom's cloying games obviously got Jerry angry enough to use dynomite.
    30 October 2009
  • 25
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    His cloying attempts to "get it in" was really starting to get annoying.
    30 October 2009
  • 30
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    Bill started dinner and shouted a fateful mondegreen to his wife, "honey I boned the chick! she's good and ready!"
    29 October 2009
  • 45
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    My bank account: a scintilla of the money I'd prefer to have.
    28 October 2009
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    Girls: When preparing for a date, be sure to show just a scintilla of cleavage...wouldn't want them getting the wrong idea would you? ;-)
    28 October 2009
  • 20
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    They always told me "when a boy picks on you it means he likes you" Well hindsight is 20/20 they lied, today i know it as unrequited love.
    27 October 2009
  • 15
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    Had an amazing 21st birthday! The best elixir is the abundance of love I experienced!! Not a real elixir but it will cure my ills :-)
    26 October 2009
  • 20
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    Dirty Heresy asks, "do you feel lucky, punk? Well do ya?"
    25 October 2009
  • 10
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    Question to the catholic church,"ok, so I see here that heresy is frowned upon, but how much trouble can I really get into for fornication?"
    25 October 2009
  • 25
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    Today's word is heresy. I somehow saw hershey..damn the human mind for adding in a letter!! Hershey really sounds more apealing that heresy
    25 October 2009
  • 25
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    The lorax is known for its gregarious nature, also for it's famous mating call; "ham-ikka-schnim-ikka-schnam-ikka-schnopp" #seussism
    24 October 2009
  • 25
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    The lorax is known for its gregarious nature, also for it's famous mating call; "ham-ikka-schnim-ikka-schnam-ikka-schnopp"
    24 October 2009
  • 15
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    If only flies had more lassitude. Maybe they wouldn't try so hard to get through my window to get to the light. :-/
    23 October 2009
  • 10
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    On the baby conveyor belt they accidently spilled the lassitude bottle on me, so the lethargy really isn't my fault at all.
    23 October 2009
  • 10
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    My capricious imagination has failed me. May the god of artwiculate strike me down now!
    22 October 2009
  • 10
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    down side of capricious: going to the doctor for your regular check-up? oh no! something is wrong! BUT this suppository will fix all. GREAT
    22 October 2009
  • 10
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    I learned what bourgeois meant in high school. That's what I remember. Thx public school system, and thx artwiculate for bringing it back.
    21 October 2009
  • 35
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    If only my desire to be an artwiculate champion and my tweeting abilities would conflate!
    20 October 2009

Awards

Top 5 28 October 2009 Scintilla
45
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Top 20 28 October 2009 Scintilla
40
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Top 20 14 October 2009 Imbue
50
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Top 20 11 October 2009 Bravado
44
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