ScoreRanking 5530points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 46 / 87

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 1 / 17

Best tweet ever

280
Points
Quinn's quotidian quips quickly quieted Quincy's querulous queries. #artwiculate
28 September 2009

Latest tweets

  • 19
    Points
    Gary the gobemouche waited patiently for the fame and fortune promised as a reward for playing artwiculate.
    31 August 2010
  • 38
    Points
    There was very little sympathy for lost travellers at the Tourist Obfirmation Centre. #Artwiculate
    30 August 2010
  • 58
    Points
    The monk's taciturn disposition actually made the vow of silence very easy. #artwiculate
    12 April 2010
  • 45
    Points
    One-eyed Jack stared down his old nemesis - Depth Perception. As always, Jack couldn't quite tell how far away he was.
    10 April 2010
  • 33
    Points
    The path across Bob's beach house property may inure to the benefit of Jim, but Bob owns a shotgun... #artwiculate
    09 April 2010
  • 54
    Points
    Behold, the rare Two-Left-Footed Lummox. The male's mating dance of stepping on his partner's feet is a sight to see.
    07 April 2010
  • 47
    Points
    Ray the racoon admired the garbage spilling from the can - banana peels, egg shells and a panoply of other treasures.
    06 April 2010
  • 40
    Points
    In spite of sticking to it, the gummi bear's gumption was unrewarded. Plagued by hangers-on, he was chewed up & spat out.
    05 April 2010
  • 33
    Points
    Nate had a serious blood pressure problem. His food usually looked niveous when he was finished with the salt shaker.
    03 April 2010
  • 53
    Points
    Tim's misanthropy was so strong it extended to cyborgs, androids, & robots with legs. He loved his Roomba, though.
    02 April 2010
  • 53
    Points
    Mark's merciless misanthropy made for many mercenary Machiavellian maneuvers. #artwiculate
    02 April 2010
  • 59
    Points
    Bob tried to build on the success of his U-Pick Berry Farm with a U-Squeeze Vaccimulgence Farm, but it never caught on.
    01 April 2010
  • 27
    Points
    Jill's loquacious behaviour was attractive to the dictionary editor - she knew lots of salacious words.
    31 March 2010
  • 49
    Points
    The Slow & The Supercilious - a new movie about cautious drivers who think they're better than everyone else. #artwiculate
    30 March 2010
  • 37
    Points
    Pete produced pleasant prosciutto from Pam's precocious piglets. #artwiculate #toolatetoscorepoints
    28 March 2010
  • 19
    Points
    Don was a bad detective. Seeing the disheveled couple exit the motel, he concluded they were victims of a miniature tornado.
    27 March 2010
  • 24
    Points
    Hey @twordbird, not cool recycling my raillery tweet for persiflage today. #artwiculate
    26 March 2010
  • 41
    Points
    "Self-published" book: typically a euphemism for "unedited". #artwiculate
    24 March 2010
  • 28
    Points
    This tweet will indubitably show that I have no idea what to do with today's #artwiculate word.
    22 March 2010
  • 42
    Points
    Bob had a penchant for tweeting from his phone which was aided by an unequalled ability to steer his car with his elbows.
    20 March 2010
  • 46
    Points
    Fran the flirty flibbertigibbet was friendly to a fault; frequently favouring frothy fun and forgoing formality.
    19 March 2010
  • 38
    Points
    For some reason, Dan felt a nice pair of brogues and black socks completed his shorts and t-shirt ensemble. #brogue
    18 March 2010
  • 56
    Points
    As his vision faded, Tom quickly discovered that methyl and ethyl alcohol were not fungible. #artwiculate
    17 March 2010
  • 55
    Points
    Lou lay in limp, lazy languor, listlessly listening to lengthy, lethargic lectures. #artwiculate
    16 March 2010
  • 30
    Points
    This month in Parsimonious Gamer Magazine: Is a 13" TV Overkill for Pong? #artwiculate
    15 March 2010
  • 18
    Points
    Bob had a terrible memory. It didn't matter if it happened yesteryear or yesternight - he never recalled anything.
    14 March 2010
  • 31
    Points
    Asterix and Odalisque were two of my favourite comic book characters when I was young. #artwiculate
    11 March 2010
  • 63
    Points
    Bill's attempt to exit the room surreptitiously was hampered by his earlier decision wear his neon green sport coat.
    10 March 2010
  • 48
    Points
    Pardon me while I gesticulate to draw attention to my first tweet in over a month #artwiculate
    09 March 2010
  • 16
    Points
    The craven chef would never prepare roast chicken with anything except poltroon seasoning. #artwiculate
    05 February 2010

Awards

Top 20 30 August 2010 Obfirmation
38
Points
Top 20 12 April 2010 Taciturn
58
Points
Top 20 07 April 2010 Lummox
54
Points
Top 20 02 April 2010 Misanthropy
53
Points
Top 20 01 April 2010 Vaccimulgence
59
Points

Daily stats

01 Sep 2010 0 points
31 Aug 2010 19 points
30 Aug 2010 38 points

Monthly stats

Sep 2010 0 points
Aug 2010 38 points
Jul 2010 0 points
Jun 2010 0 points
May 2010 0 points
Apr 2010 59 points
Mar 2010 63 points
Feb 2010 16 points
Jan 2010 56 points
Dec 2009 80 points
Nov 2009 110 points
Oct 2009 85 points

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