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Best tweet ever

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Walking home, a perfunctory sidelong glance into the woods gave Billy rather less than ample warning to grapple with the Bear beside him.
07 November 2009

Latest tweets

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    freerice.com: lissome means: chubby diligent meddlesome or lithe? Lock in D. Also #Artwiculate word of the day.
    09 January 2010
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    2 weeks in melbourne: soverign hill,shopping,kite & helicopter flying, twilight zone, family,avatar,sights-sounds, friends & food. Epiphany
    03 January 2010
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    A quixotic climate change protest would to be stand by the rising seas and demand immediate action lest you should drown in 80 odd years.
    18 December 2009
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    Generally my bed hair is Implacable without liberal oblations of gel.
    17 December 2009
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    Tarantino is a hero - he obliterated Hitler for crying out loud! So don't go deriding his pastiche :)
    15 December 2009
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    Tarantino is a hero - he obliterated Hitler for crying out loud! So don't deriding his pastiche :)
    15 December 2009
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    This - the epitome of a half-baked tweet. #Artwiculate
    20 November 2009
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    Do the penumbra rumba, the dance between shadow and light.
    19 November 2009
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    The children tried to perturb the man known as Mr Equanimity, egging his house. He calmly took an axe to them and buried them in his yard.
    18 November 2009
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    You don't malinger if you intentionally expose yourself to flesh-eating bacteria, though this will result in malign repercussions.
    16 November 2009
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    I am always searching for someone to go ogle.
    13 November 2009
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    I was effervescent about exams winding down - but my joy has dissapated in the realisation that I missed 'esculent' by seconds.
    12 November 2009
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    He was vexed when the GPS tracking device failed to improve propinquity with his crush. Well, She had GPS too - an advanced warning system.
    10 November 2009
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    The ailurophile was shocked when the cunning linguist insisted that he preferred his pussys shaved.
    09 November 2009
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    Given refuge, he praises the Doctor's mercy. Unbeknownst to him this clemency is strictly mercenary. Doc smiles, a kidney shall suffice?
    08 November 2009
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    Walking home, a perfunctory sidelong glance into the woods gave Billy rather less than ample warning to grapple with the Bear beside him.
    07 November 2009
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    The single litany at church was a prolonged guilt trip for donations; the set response was 'We give in measure to the Lord's infinite love'
    06 November 2009
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    Delighting in a society casting off homophobia/racism,secretly I savour the lagniappe that the generation with these views is quickly dying.
    05 November 2009
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    Earth is but a dull fleck, a wanderer, hurtling amongst the stars. Far too meager to blaze. A lowly riparian speck of the universe.
    04 November 2009
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    Supercilious fools bore me with esoteric ramblings designed to convince me of their worth.
    03 November 2009
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    A visionary vagabond violinist. His visage vivid - verbose and voicing vague volumes. Then vitreous eyes, a vast void, a vestige, vanishing.
    02 November 2009
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    Dulcet - Delicate Universal Lyrical Congenial Euphonious Tuneful. Duh.
    01 November 2009
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    My girlfriend chanced upon my last tweet - with acrimony she snarled 'you pompous prick!' Alas - to her ire, her response now shall inspire.
    31 October 2009
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    Lift a piece of goldensyrup dumpling, masticate in joy. Yet I find in time, this treat so divine, is cloying - annoying - the damn sugar.
    30 October 2009
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    Amusing mondegreen of mine from years past - 'they paved paradise, put a parking lot' becomes 'they paved paradise, put up a f**king light'
    29 October 2009

Awards

Top 20 07 November 2009 Perfunctory
45
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Top 20 01 November 2009 Dulcet
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Nov 2009 45 points
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