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15PointsDave wanted to spruce up the party by attaching a tinsel festoon to his nipples. The mistake was to use safety pins.28 January 2010
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16PointsThe denouement of Little Red Riding Hood should have her charged with break and enter, theft and malicious damage & go away for a long time.27 January 2010
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10PointsDid you see that guy get kicked in the schadenfreude?26 January 2010
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21PointsIn these harsh economic times, the Hamburglar took whatever work he could, dressing up as the harbinger of cholesterol.22 January 2010
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25Points"This report card is completely ineffable!" "Calm down Dad, there's no need to swear."20 January 2010
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30PointsI have a fitting condign for lads whose pants are around their bum - a cardigan.19 January 2010
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16PointsMy mother was always saying to me, "If you had moiety of common sense, you'd be dangerous."16 January 2010
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16PointsPrior to becoming a champion ice dance, her agent suggested she change her name from torpor to Torvill.14 January 2010
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21PointsMy erstwhile broad mind and narrow waist have changed places.13 January 2010
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16PointsMy mind is ephemeral. Shame about the waist line.12 January 2010
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22Pointsonomatopoeia - I don't like the sound of that.10 January 2010
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40PointsHis lissome movements with his zimmer frame made the old ladies of the nursing home drop their dentures like giddy schoolgirls.09 January 2010
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30PointsFrom beneath her diaphanous negligee, he could see the curvature of her breasts and the clothes tag that read, Highly Inflammable.08 January 2010
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15PointsDear, I think the drought has broken. I can smell petrichor. No dear, that's just the petrol-chemical plant down the road.07 January 2010
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27PointsCow poetry expounds on the bucolic nirvana that is chewing grass, ruminating on it and thoughts of doing the farmer in.05 January 2010
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15PointsI keep mixing up my apostrophe and epiphany so all I end up with are abbreviated revelations where I don't find out the ending.03 January 2010
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16PointsAct like a ninja with furtive flatulence. Strike silently as you whisper with clenched fist.01 January 2010
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15PointsA wassail to the new year. Peace upon your house.31 December 2009
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11Points2010 is imminently incipient.30 December 2009
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15Points
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10PointsI have a plethora of Christmas cheer that has taken up residence around my stomach.28 December 2009
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25PointsDo you want this medal of accolade or a chest to pin it on?27 December 2009
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10Points@routermonkey in regards to the elephant, should that be a gargantuan tusk?26 December 2009
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15PointsDear Santa, I don't to seem like a sycophant, but I was wondering if you could put in a good word with the baby Jesus for me this year.22 December 2009
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22PointsDad bellowed: "If you want your southern hemisphere to have an increase in global warming, keep that racket up."21 December 2009
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12PointsThe first invasion of the republic of kumquat ended up being known as the marmalade maneuvers20 December 2009
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27PointsIt is ironic that pulchritudinous is such an ugly sounding word for a beautiful meaning.19 December 2009
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32PointsTo be old and wise, you must first be young and quixotic.18 December 2009
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28PointsA mother-in-law is implacable when you destroy her prize roses.17 December 2009
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15PointsWhy is it that the anomaly just looks like everyone else?16 December 2009
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09 January 2010 | Lissome |
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03 December 2009 | Defenestrate |
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09 November 2009 | Ailurophile |
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27 October 2009 | Unrequited |
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23 October 2009 | Lassitude |
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Accolade, Acquiesce, Acrimony, Adjure, Ailurophile, Alacrity, Anomaly, Aplomb, Arcane, Boondoggle, Bourgeois, Bravado, Bucolic, Cacophony, Capricious, Cloying, Condign, Conflate, Defenestrate, Denouement, Diaphanous, Dulcet, Ebullient, Effervescent, Elixir, Ennui, Ephemeral, Epiphany, Epitome, Equanimity, Erstwhile, Esculent, Esoteric, Ethereal, Evanescent, Fastidious, Feral, Festoon, Foofaraw, Fribble, Furtive, Gargantuan, Gregarious, Harbinger, Hemisphere, Heresy, Hubris, Imbrication, Imbue, Implacable, Incipient, Ineffable, Insidious, Kumquat, Lagniappe, Lassitude, Lilt, Lissome, Litany, Malinger, Mantra, Maven, Mellifluous, Mercenary, Moiety, Mondegreen, Oeuvre, Ogle, Onomatopoeia, Pastiche, Paucity, Penumbra, Perfunctory, Perspicacious, Petrichor, Plethora, Propinquity, Propriety, Pulchritudinous, Quixotic, Quotidian, Raillery, Redolent, Riparian, Schadenfreude, Scintilla, Sempiternal, Spartan, Stigma, Sycophant, Tautology, Tintinnabulation, Torpor, Unrequited, Untenable, Vestige, Vicarious, Viridescent, Wassail





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