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Best tweet ever

60
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Better to be a felicitous friar than a felonious monk.
17 October 2009

Latest tweets

  • 21
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    You guys can't use "avarice", it's my word! I charge $1.71, £1.17 or €1.29 for each use, credit cards accepted.
    30 January 2010
  • 10
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    I finally have a spare moment to get back into #artwiculate and "kvetch" is the word? Wish I had a better word. Loan words are too hard!
    30 November 2009
  • 10
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    Quizzical Mildred put down the glass with haste and said, "I know it's not meant that milk should be effervescent!"
    12 November 2009
  • 50
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    Some disagree, but escargot's esculent.
    11 November 2009
  • 25
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    Fail: propin-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------quity. [#artwiculate propinquity]
    10 November 2009
  • 15
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    Nothing propinques like propinquity. (Mondale when he was VP)
    10 November 2009
  • 15
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    At times becoming a hermitical ailurophile seems a better option than dealing with the catty nature of our species' social behavior.
    09 November 2009
  • 30
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    This is a perfunctory and pixilated #artwiculate entry.
    07 November 2009
  • 19
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    Litany is too beautiful a set of phonemes for such an ugly definition. Should be, "Litany (n): An extempore arrangement of wildflowers."
    06 November 2009
  • 20
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    Won't have as much time for artwiculate for a few weeks as I map out the myriad of esoteric, interconnected library systems at my new job.
    03 November 2009
  • 30
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    As Ken stumbled home past the church, a gust of wind blew away the bottom of his costume along with any vestige of his dignity.
    02 November 2009
  • 20
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    Cloying: leveraging odors yet immoderate- never good
    30 October 2009
  • 25
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    /-Carl's cloying cologne-/ /-Midge mentions moderation-/ /-Dinner, disrupted-/
    30 October 2009
  • 30
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    The feel good movie may have moved the masses, but worried he'd find its cloying tone annoying, Pete took a pass.
    30 October 2009
  • 29
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    The word for today is: "mondegreen" (n) : a form of error arising from mishearing a speaking panda…
    29 October 2009
  • 14
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    After years searching the globe, David was crestfallen that the hidden cache was not an immortality elixir, but a case of Coke2 from '84.
    26 October 2009
  • 35
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    There is no elixir more rejuvenating than a potent spiced brew made from fermented, pickled slugs. Better than glug on a cold winter day.
    26 October 2009
  • 10
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    @harrarp It is in fact a heresy to take slug pickling with anything but the full seriousness it warrants. (which is to say, very little. :-)
    25 October 2009
  • 8
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    Clever! (Winner?) RT @harrarp: God's own Country. From Sea to shiny Heresy.
    25 October 2009
  • 7
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    Too bloody true Galileo. RT @TheSupercargo: Heresy and orthodoxy are often just a matter of timing
    25 October 2009
  • 7
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    Like it. RT @SJHatzi: Cerulean dreams / heresy my religion / I long to drown in sunset sea / island of light and wind
    25 October 2009
  • 30
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    Pete saw a man at market with an apple in 1 hand & orange in the other, look back and forth twixt the 2, & had the urge to shout, "Heresy!"
    25 October 2009
  • 7
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    Inspired an entry. RT @routermonkey Sue knew it was heresy, but it had always been her preference to just kill one bird with one stone.
    25 October 2009
  • 35
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    I heard her say he hated hagiographies, but my accusations of heresy were dismissed as hearsay.
    25 October 2009
  • 20
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    I would love stay and be gregarious with my fellow twiculants, but sadly have no time this weekend. It's slug pickling season.
    24 October 2009
  • 10
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    Nice! RT @Ysabeluna Poverty is often blamed to the poor's lassitude/ maybe their vicissitude is attributed to their leader's wrong attitude/
    23 October 2009
  • 10
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    It's possible that a certain karmic balance was restored when my lassitude following a long night Tues led to late problem filled posting.
    23 October 2009
  • 10
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    Capricious corrections foster no friends.
    22 October 2009
  • 10
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    I've noticed lack of pornography geared towards the landed gentry and intend to correct this with my new film, "Bourgeois Nights."
    21 October 2009
  • 50
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    If one uses the word bourgeois, chances are one is.
    21 October 2009

Awards

Top 20 11 November 2009 Esculent
50
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Top 5 21 October 2009 Bourgeois
50
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Top 20 20 October 2009 Conflate
45
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Top 20 19 October 2009 Redolent
40
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Top 20 18 October 2009 Ebullient
45
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