ScoreRanking 11349points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 36 / 63

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 1 / 44

Best tweet ever / Best tweet this month

130
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Holy Tintinnabulation, Batman! That crook is a dead ringer for the jingle bell thief! #artwiculate
27 November 2009

Latest tweets

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    Whether by handwritten letter or email, by telephone call or txt msg, saying Thank You is not antediluvian. #pleaseteachthekids
    02 September 2010
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    A pejorist not only sees a half-empty glass, but also one with a slow leak and with milk going sour. #butnotme
    01 September 2010
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    When Constult met Obfirmation, they discovered that they were both [sic]. Probably porphyrophobia.
    30 August 2010
  • 20
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    The captain said to his wife on the wrong side of the hatch, "I had to save the ship." No reply from the icy silence of space. #obfirmation
    30 August 2010
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    Dr. McCoy won a Starfleet medical commendation for his discovery of "red shirt malaise". Unfortunately, it's always fatal.
    29 August 2010
  • 18
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    He didn't feel as didactic as he usually did. "Honey, you forgot your halo again!"
    28 August 2010
  • 22
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    He lazed in his malfunctioning hot tub. She'd called him "otiose in every sense of the word". She was right, of course. He smiled.
    26 August 2010
  • 33
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    After all these years / one diatribe after another / blend together / like watercolors / in the rain
    25 August 2010
  • 25
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    If you suffer from narcolepsy, be careful using Occam's Razor or your theories may be nicked.
    24 August 2010
  • 20
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    Narcolepsy Ned learned the hard way that one should never fall asleep while BLANKING. #matchgame #sendmeyourguess
    24 August 2010
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    Bibulous Becky was so bibulous because she had a sponge in her BLANK. #matchgame #guesswhatiamthinking
    23 August 2010
  • 26
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    Bibulous Man is good at absorbing punches - both kinds!
    23 August 2010
  • 19
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    Lilliputian kumquats all agroof in the psychedelic kaleidoscope of my imagination...
    22 August 2010
  • 28
    Points
    Lilliputian Man nabs small-time criminals in the wee hours of the night.
    22 August 2010
  • 23
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    Somehow Max's tweets are very couth, but if I tried to tweet like that, people would recoil in horror! :)
    21 August 2010
  • 20
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    Although Jostle Man always knocked down every bad guy, he should have picked a more suitable day job. Stock boy in a china shop?
    20 August 2010
  • 14
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    He took his Hippocratic Oath seriously; he changed his name to Dr. Innocuous. #donoharm
    19 August 2010
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    Points
    Thanks for the quiet, innocuous retweet @mazpowles @TiddK @navinsasikumar @lagadu123 @tama001
    19 August 2010
  • 20
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    They say it's the quiet ones you have to be careful of, but that's not true. We're quite innocuous. ;-)
    19 August 2010
  • 30
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    When the Little Mermaid grew up, she needed therapy. They called her problem "flotsam fetish".
    18 August 2010
  • 14
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    The hot tub had an inauspicious beginning: they used six-carat diamonds instead of seven-carat. Al overcame it with lots of champagne.
    13 August 2010
  • 39
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    Here comes Contretemps Man to save the day... oops, I don't think he saw that banana peel!
    11 August 2010
  • 34
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    All people are agathokakological, but some people are more agathokakological than others. #twolegsgoodtwolegsbad
    09 August 2010
  • 18
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    "Once upon a moose? Upon a miss? Upon a mess?" Aesop always had trouble starting his eponymous fables.
    07 August 2010
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    Points
    I couldn't bring myself to marry her. Her one foible was that she had no foibles. #loveiscomplicated
    05 August 2010
  • 17
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    "Humanity has made the face of the Earth hispid." "Yes, a pity it has come to this..." It pressed the button.
    04 August 2010
  • 33
    Points
    I wanted to borrow Indelicate from the library, but it had already been banned. #toohottohandle
    03 August 2010
  • 36
    Points
    I abrogate / the grudge / I've been holding / against you / Life is short
    30 July 2010
  • 30
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    I'll take amphigory over grandiloquence any day! #lqw
    29 July 2010
  • 26
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    The amount of useful information in a speech is inversely proportional to its grandiloquence.
    29 July 2010
  • 20
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    Today I was as discombobulated as Benjamin Button in a time machine.
    28 July 2010

Awards

Top 5 01 September 2010 Pejorist
36
Points
Top 20 25 August 2010 Diatribe
33
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Top 20 11 August 2010 Contretemps
39
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Top 20 05 August 2010 Foible
45
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Top 20 19 July 2010 Floccinaucinihilipilification
33
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Daily stats

01 Sep 2010 36 points
31 Aug 2010 0 points
30 Aug 2010 27 points
29 Aug 2010 18 points
28 Aug 2010 18 points
27 Aug 2010 0 points
26 Aug 2010 22 points
25 Aug 2010 33 points
24 Aug 2010 25 points
23 Aug 2010 26 points
22 Aug 2010 28 points
21 Aug 2010 23 points
20 Aug 2010 20 points
19 Aug 2010 20 points
18 Aug 2010 30 points
17 Aug 2010 0 points
16 Aug 2010 0 points
15 Aug 2010 0 points
14 Aug 2010 0 points
13 Aug 2010 14 points
12 Aug 2010 0 points
11 Aug 2010 39 points
10 Aug 2010 0 points
09 Aug 2010 34 points
08 Aug 2010 0 points
07 Aug 2010 18 points
06 Aug 2010 0 points

Monthly stats

Sep 2010 0 points
Aug 2010 45 points
Jul 2010 36 points
Jun 2010 48 points
May 2010 76 points
Apr 2010 116 points
Mar 2010 75 points
Feb 2010 57 points
Jan 2010 53 points
Dec 2009 65 points
Nov 2009 130 points
Oct 2009 40 points

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