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@Mrs_Peacock

Score 700points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 30 / 51

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 1 / 10

70

Points

Yvette and I are like gin and tonic: I'm the depressant, and she's effervescent.

12 November 2009

12

Points

My erstwhile beauty may be found in exactly the same place that it was lost: at the bottom of a bottle.

13 January 2010
19

Points

The enigma behind my ephemeral existence? Entrances and exits, darling, entrances and exits.

12 January 2010
15

Points

The sight of an umbrella heralds the approach of one of two liquids: rain, or a pina colada. Either way I'll end up with wet shoes.

22 November 2009
40

Points

Whatever happens in the inglenook, stays in the inglenook.

21 November 2009
10

Points

@MaxRaunchiness Gin in the inglenook - now you're talking! If I had met you a hundred years ago we could've shared something special.

21 November 2009
20

Points

It was @Mrs_Peacock, with the word of the day, in the inglenook. Case closed.

21 November 2009
35

Points

The artwiculati are the epitome of an internet community: self-congratulatory, cliquey, and ultimately very dull.

20 November 2009
15

Points

I stand in the penumbra of humanity and look on with distaste.

19 November 2009
20

Points

I maintain my equanimity through a strict regime of meditation. Oops, I mean medication.

18 November 2009
25

Points

Yvette's only attempt to malinger swiftly ended when I called the hospital, insisted she grab her crutches and report for work immediately.

16 November 2009
35

Points

Just ordered a gown with elegant hand-stitched imbrication - I figure that since I already drink like a fish, I may as well look like one.

14 November 2009
30

Points

I'll have you know that when I was in my prime, all the gentlemen couldn't help but ogle at me. Oh, how I miss the 19th century.

13 November 2009
10

Points

I know the feeling... except in my case the bubble was my liver. RT @Bumblespace I used to be effervescent but then the bubble burst.

12 November 2009
10

Points

Yes, but will they work on Yvette? RT @tWordBird Effervescent – I hear they have pills for that. ;0)

12 November 2009
70

Points

Yvette and I are like gin and tonic: I'm the depressant, and she's effervescent.

12 November 2009
34

Points

Darlings, my excrement is your esculent.

11 November 2009
10

Points

Do my pills count as esculent? RT @lagadu123 Juniper berries: one of the few esculent substances to pass @Mrs_Peacock's lips

11 November 2009
35

Points

My increasing frustration is directly proportional to my decreasing propinquity to gin.

10 November 2009
30

Points

I'm no ailurophile - what kind of perverse creature cleans its fur with its tongue? Haven't they heard of dry cleaners?

09 November 2009
25

Points

Alcohol-Medication Interactions? Potentially Fatal? Yvette, spare me your esoteric ramblings and get me some gin to wash down these pills.

03 November 2009
30

Points

Twice now, the esoteric tastes of the artwiculati have favoured tawdry tales of transgendered transformation. If only they knew my secret...

03 November 2009
20

Points

Such presumptuous familiarity. RT @marklauer Gin had dissolved all vestige of a human soul. Yes, that's you I'm talking about Lenore.

02 November 2009
20

Points

I believe! RT @TheSupercargo ...Oh, Callous, Saint of Acrimony, be with me I pray, inspire my thoughts with rancour and my words with acid.

31 October 2009
35

Points

Despite what you all think, there's actually much more to me than simple acrimony. I'm also an accomplished alcoholic.

31 October 2009
65

Points

Darling, I'm so bitter that vinegar seems downright cloying by comparison.

30 October 2009
45

Points

Let's face it dear, at my age the only elixir that will do me any good is formaldehyde.

26 October 2009
35

Points

A cocktail onion in my Martini? Well sir, you may call it a Gibson - but I call it heresy.

25 October 2009
15

Points

Call me a bitter old misanthrope if you must, dear Yvette, but I'll have you know that on Twitter I'm positively gregarious.

24 October 2009
10

Points

Call me a bitter old misanthrope if you must, dear Yvette, but I'll have you know on Twitter I'm positively gregarious.

24 October 2009
10

Points

@artwiculate Once again, the word of the day is greeted with the ebullient response I singularly reserve for a bottle of Tanqueray No.10.

18 October 2009

	21 November 2009	Inglenook	40 Points
	12 November 2009	Effervescent	70 Points
	30 October 2009	Cloying	65 Points
	26 October 2009	Elixir	45 Points

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