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Best tweet ever

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Two animals mate, two cells conflate, this is my entry for artwiculate.
20 October 2009

Latest tweets

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    Some people like to lucubrate by calm candlelight, I'm most scholarly when the fire is right under my ass.
    07 June 2010
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    Full of disco and tatterdemalion fashion, the 70's were quintessentially embarrassing.
    06 June 2010
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    It said "Ricky Martin," but I viddied "Adam Lambert." I still don't understand the agroof.
    04 June 2010
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    At 33, I still find myself in odd situations. The public kerfuffle I caused over seeing Justin Bieber on a magazine cover comes to mind.
    23 February 2010
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    The sun is shining, it's December 1st, time for a healthy breakfast, to add to the day's mirth.
    01 December 2009
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    The tintinnabulation of chimes in my yard signify the rustling of the wind...but what are the bells trying to tell me?
    27 November 2009
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    I really, really, really, really, want to see "Precious." Unfortunately I live in the penumbra of the U.S. where it is not showing(!)
    19 November 2009
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    @chrisdetar hi chris, I tried retweeting your penumbra tweet, but it showed up on the site with your name attached. My apologies! :(
    19 November 2009
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    This month, we artwiculaters are all in the penumbra of @DrMobs, @routermonkey, @SJHatzi, @ZimmerJohn and @lithiumzombie. (via @chrisdetar)
    19 November 2009
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    Uncertainty lies within the penumbra, which is neither black or white, but just a lonely shade of gray.
    19 November 2009
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    I was stressed out about my deadlines, but then a stranger bought me a glass of Cabernet and I reached equanimity.
    18 November 2009
  • 30
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    Rather than artwiculating with alacrity, I reached a level of equanimity, accepting whatever point scores may come.
    18 November 2009
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    Fear of success of fear of failure? With both come great responsibility and the stigma of public ridicule.
    17 November 2009
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    Pundits and conservative commentators feed into the stigma of being green. Hulk, Elphaba, and Kermit give emotional responses.
    17 November 2009
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    I'm all for inter-generational dating, but there's still a general stigma that young people aren't hip enough.
    17 November 2009
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    I told Mr. Biggs that I was staying home because I saw a dead kitten and that it tore me up inside, and the malinger worked.
    16 November 2009
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    I suspected she wasn't sick, but had decided to malinger. Alas, she was the Queen and who was I to challenge her..
    16 November 2009
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    In life, we get busy when we just don't want to, there's never enough time, day or night, you have to malinger if you want some fun.
    16 November 2009
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    I'm "sick" therefore I malinger.
    16 November 2009
  • 15
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    Good lies to malinger your way out of meetings: food poisoning, flu-like symptoms, hemophilia, flaming scalp, or Tourette's syndrome.
    16 November 2009
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    Malinger with caution or run the risk your colleagues will falsely think of you as a perpetually sick person.
    16 November 2009
  • 15
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    I believe untenable explanations that I read in science fiction novels.
    15 November 2009
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    Despite significant advancements in science and technology, people still propagate untenable myths about 2012 doom.
    15 November 2009
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    Michael Jackson's explanation for sharing his bed was endearing, however untenable.
    15 November 2009
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    I had to explain that her hands were untenable when cupping them in the rain. Gluing her fingers together solved that problem.
    15 November 2009
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    Swirling layered lace, wrapped in endless circulation, makes for an ugly dress, but teaches us imbrication.
    14 November 2009
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    Despite it's beauty on paper, the imbrication of the texture complicated the construction, rendering it improbable and extremely hazardous.
    14 November 2009
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    The intricacies of her imbrication still held a gleam as she fervently flossed her broken smile.
    14 November 2009
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    The intricate imbrication of the stained glass contained secrets only a clever artwiculater could decipher.
    14 November 2009
  • 25
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    Alice puffed from the caterpillar's pipe, and the true imbrication and connectedness of the effervescent world she was in revealed itself.
    14 November 2009

Awards

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06 Jun 2010 25 points
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04 Jun 2010 15 points

Monthly stats

Jun 2010 25 points
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Feb 2010 16 points
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Dec 2009 10 points
Nov 2009 40 points
Oct 2009 45 points

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