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Best tweet ever

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On sale now, "The Tautology of Redundant Stories-Restated, Remastered, Retold, Paraphrased with Additional Words Added."Again, on sale now..
27 September 2009

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    The tears continued their flow/Her heart so filled with woe. The salty flood did implore/To recall an antediluvian time before. #artwiculate
    02 September 2010
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    Paradox sat confused, while Conceit stood bemused. Contradiction asked but refused, and Gobemouche simply enthused. Allegory was tranfused.
    31 August 2010
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    A crystal sea of whispering waves/Enamored fish gather as slaves/The sun in obfirmation bright/Baits avid creatures with treacherous light.
    30 August 2010
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    Moon begged him to roam; Sea seduced with her foam. In confusion sought constult from a tome, found in a dome and took the last train home.
    27 August 2010
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    Entropy is in perpetual motion, and Maxwell's demon guards with devotion. Chaos forces fast the clock, and Otiose sits with writer's block.
    26 August 2010
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    I know a place where the diatribe flows, where sadness and rancor pose. Where sweet words deviate to harm, and hollow smiles fail to charm.
    25 August 2010
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    Rose petals slumber; violets nod in number. Buttercups covered in leaves; a bluebell dream weaves. Narcolepsy drips from trees. #artwiculate
    24 August 2010
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    The able-bodied seaman refused to answer whether it was flotsam or jetsam. He wasted a chance to salvage his reputation. #artwiculate
    18 August 2010
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    Pray that the morrow, will mend clancular sorrow / Dawn's smiles displayed, in the dusk slowly fade / Her ♥s soliloquy, silent must be. #art
    17 August 2010
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    Inauspicious fortune in a fortune cookie: That was not chicken. #artwiculate
    13 August 2010
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    A logorrhoea cabin: Tower of Babble... #Artwiculate
    12 August 2010
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    I think that I shall never see, a pantry as exiguous as thee. Hie me to yon Meijer, and I will shop 'til I expire. #badpoetry #Artiwculate
    10 August 2010
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    Mary, Mary quite contrary, what does your agathokakological garden grow? Deviant daisies, virtuous violets and glorious Gorgons in a row.
    09 August 2010
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    Some red, white and blue, colors a dekeract hypercube. Nationalism stands true, but jingoism mocks the rube. #deepArtwiculatethoughts
    08 August 2010
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    It is my foible / melancholiac mind warp / words are opiate. #artwiculate #haiku
    05 August 2010
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    This is my valediction, to the laity of lovers.My tatterdemalion conviction needs you to recover.Your mending benediction, under the covers.
    06 June 2010
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    A faded book / in a twisted nook / The branches shook / A tired cook / up did look / the tome undertook /'Twas a shibboleth of gobbledygook
    03 June 2010
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    The mermaid's bra did beleaguer her with its augmented matrix as it was an 'algae'bra.... #ArtwiculatePun
    02 June 2010
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    My perspective does enervate... http://yfrog.com/16ncclj
    01 June 2010
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    Ribaldry walked up to the bar and ordered a double entendre cocktail. Straight up. #SalonArtwois
    31 May 2010
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    Her prandial skin / Jugular pulsing with need / He sinks his teeth in. #Artwiculatehaiku
    30 May 2010
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    One if by positron;two if by beam/The Red Shirts are coming!/Was that churlish ensign part of the team? 'Twas the ride of Stardate 20.1775.
    29 May 2010
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    Summer's countenance/Bright blue skies meet green tree lines/Sultry heat infused. #artwiculatehaiku
    27 May 2010
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    Absquatulate you later, alligator. #artwiculate
    26 May 2010
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    Should have known when you were nervous, that noisome kiss was only lip service. #artwiculate
    25 May 2010
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    Judgment affected by dispositive notions/Life unbalanced like ships in the oceans/She wants to appeal but just goes through the motions #Art
    23 May 2010
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    Boreas is obstreperous / Medusa curls object with serpentine anger / Hermes' helmet flies past / Aphrodite luxuriates in the foamy wind.
    11 May 2010
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    Brown eyes crash into blue. I am milquetoast around you. Cerulean charm you imbue. Obstinate lips rebel at adieu. #artwiculatepoetry
    09 May 2010
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    Lackadaisical? / Only when you are not near / Your eyes energize. #birthdayhaiku @SJHatzi Happy birthday to my Artwiculate sister.
    05 May 2010
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    Lackadaisical? / Only when you are not near / Your smile energizes. #birthdayhaiku @SJHatzi Happy birthday to my Artwiculate sister.
    05 May 2010
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    When it comes to being a professional, I am a dilettante. #artwiculate
    04 May 2010

Awards

Top 20 26 August 2010 Otiose
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Top 20 25 August 2010 Diatribe
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Top 20 24 August 2010 Narcolepsy
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Top 20 12 August 2010 Logorrhoea
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Top 20 20 April 2010 Seraglio
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Daily stats

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25 Aug 2010 34 points
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12 Aug 2010 35 points
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Monthly stats

Sep 2010 0 points
Aug 2010 40 points
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May 2010 40 points
Apr 2010 57 points
Mar 2010 113 points
Feb 2010 65 points
Jan 2010 130 points
Dec 2009 50 points
Nov 2009 65 points
Oct 2009 108 points

Words used

Absquatulate, Acrimony, Adjure, Agathokakological, Ailurophile, Anomaly, Antediluvian, Aplomb, Arcane, Assemblage, Avarice, Beleaguer, Billet-doux, Boondoggle, Bourgeois, Bravado, Brogue, Brusque, Cacophony, Capricious, Churlish, Clancular, Cloying, Conflate, Constult, Countenance, Crapulous, Denouement, Desultory, Diaphanous, Diatribe, Dilettante, Disheveled, Dispositive, Effervescent, Egregious, Elision, Elixir, Enervate, Ennui, Ephemeral, Equanimity, Equivocate, Esculent, Esoteric, Ethereal, Euphemism, Evanescent, Exiguous, Fastidious, Feral, Festoon, Flibbertigibbet, Flotsam, Foible, Fungible, Gesticulate, Gobemouche, Gossamer, Gregarious, Hebetudinous, Hubris, Hyperbole, Idiosyncratic, Idoneous, Imbrication, Imbue, Implacable, Inauspicious, Incipient, Indubitably, Ineffable, Infelicitous, Insidious, Insouciance, Inure, Jingoism, Kitsch, Kumquat, Lackadaisical, Lagniappe, Languor, Lassitude, Lilt, Lissome, Logorrhoea, Loquacious, Lugubrious, Lurid, Malinger, Mantra, Maven, Mellifluous, Milquetoast, Mirth, Misnomer, Moiety, Mondegreen, Mythomania, Narcolepsy, Nemesis, Noisome, Obfirmation, Obstreperous, Odalisque, Odious, Oeuvre, Ogle, Oneiric, Onomatopoeia, Otiose, Pandiculation, Panoply, Parsimonious, Pastiche, Pedantic, Penchant, Penumbra, Peregrinate, Persiflage, Perspicacious, Petrichor, Polymath, Porphyrophobia, Prandial, Precocious, Propinquity, Pulchritudinous, Pusillanimous, Quatopygia, Quotidian, Ribaldry, Schadenfreude, Scintilla, Scintillating, Sempiternal, Seraglio, Serendipity, Shibboleth, Somnolence, Spartan, Stigma, Sumptuous, Supercilious, Symbiosis, Taciturn, Tatterdemalion, Tautology, Torpor, Tryst, Unrequited, Vestige, Vicarious, Vitiate, Wassail, Wizen, Yesternight, Zealous

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