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Average daily score / Average monthly score 36 / 57

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 8 / 223

Best tweet ever / Best tweet this month

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Moiety sibling : Brotha from anotha motha
16 January 2010

Latest tweets

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    Conficius say: Antediluvian porn no good! Shitty drawing on cave wall. No see for soot.
    02 September 2010
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    Mando's reptilian brain pre-dates antediluvian times, but it's still as deadly.
    02 September 2010
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    My donkey claims / to descend / from Noah's / antediluvian passengers / I said, "Duh. We all do, you ass!"
    02 September 2010
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    The same / antediluvian fruit cake / still / makes the rounds / today #gogyohka
    02 September 2010
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    Flying over the Amazon jungle/ Paolo thought about/ antediluvian times but sweet legs/ of the flight attendant/ grabbed his attention #Gpoem
    02 September 2010
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    Even antediluvian politicians took wide stances.
    02 September 2010
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    Since antediluvian days the suburban Scotts of history have gotten hammered whenever they could. Rain or shine.
    02 September 2010
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    Dorg did some antediluvian running for Noah's boat, but he just missed it. Then, the gate attendant pissed him off.
    02 September 2010
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    What should I have expected? It's been hot in Texas since antediluvian days, and it hasn't cooled down any.
    02 September 2010
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    The Presidential candidate for the Pejorist Party started his campaign brilliantly, but it ended so badly he didn't even vote for himself.
    01 September 2010
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    Murphy's law is pessimistic. The Peter Principle is pejorist. Neither one has a happy ending.
    01 September 2010
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    A terrorist is someone who wants to be a pejorist, and he'll take drastic measures to become one.
    01 September 2010
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    My donkey brays / that his stock portfolio will get better / he's really a pejorist / 'cause he's losing his ass #gogyohka
    01 September 2010
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    Eddie thinks that every time he fires his AR-15, he makes the world a little bit better. Eddie's no pejorist.
    01 September 2010
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    Scott has turned into a suburban pejorist. If you drank like Scott, you'd think things were getting worse too. His liver's dying.
    01 September 2010
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    Conficius say: Give man fish he eat for one day. Teach man to fish he become pejorist about his catch.
    01 September 2010
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    He can't speak anymore, but I'm convinced Gregor is a pejorist now for sure.
    01 September 2010
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    Mando is a pejorist altho he doesn't know the word. He thinks everything's getting worse, and so will you when he shanks you.
    01 September 2010
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    Mando is a pejorist altho he doesn't know the word. He thinks everything's getting worse, and you'll agree when he shanks you.
    01 September 2010
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    I'm a pejorist, because it looks to me like entropy is winning.
    01 September 2010
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    My donkey takes advantage/of the gobemouche kids down the street/his magic tricks/con them out of their candy/sweet tooth on an ass #Gpoem
    31 August 2010
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    Lying on her back under a gibbous moon she felt like a gobemouche in a wind tunnel.
    31 August 2010
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    The gobemouche behind the counter asked me why I was buying a box of feminine pads and a case of beer. Uh, isn't it obvious?
    31 August 2010
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    Hallie was a gobemouche when she married Scott. She found out how much suburban hooch knocked him out, & she gave him that much every nite.
    31 August 2010
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    Ilya walked and walked and finally arrived at the end of the rainbow. What did he find? Pot o' gold? No, just another gobemouche.
    31 August 2010
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    Blessed are the gobemouche for we all need someone to take advantage of.
    31 August 2010
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    Rolf had an intuitive understanding of "gobemouche" the first time he heard it. He was wrong. They're not what Southerners call peanuts.
    31 August 2010
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    Gobemouche today / Gobemouche tomorrow too / Long live Gobemouche!
    31 August 2010
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    Gobemouche sounds like something that squishes out of smashed insects, not a naif.
    31 August 2010
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    Sally was a bit of a gobemouche. An accused serial killer asked her out, and she went. Last we saw of Sally.
    31 August 2010
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    Around here we don't call people whose mouths hand open gobemouche-s. We call them mouth breathers. And it ain't no compliment either.
    31 August 2010
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    When the crowd's necks got sore from looking up and their hearts underwent obfirmation, they began to chant "jump, jump, jump!" So, she did.
    30 August 2010
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    On Obfirmation Air every flight ends with a crash landing.
    30 August 2010
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    At the Obfirmation Inn I asked if they could find it in their heart to put a bed in my room. They said, "Not just no, but hell no!"
    30 August 2010
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    Bush obfirmation / Thinks war can "pay for itself" / Idiot indeed #lousysenryu
    30 August 2010
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    Playing mean 4 the public, the District Attorney's heart developed obfirmation. He didn't expect to get gunned down by the defendant's wife.
    30 August 2010
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    Neil Young went searching for a heart of gold, but all he could find was obfirmation.
    30 August 2010
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    While Gregor underwent a metamorphosis in his appearance, he also underwent obfirmation. Have you ever seen a cockroach with a heart?
    30 August 2010
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    Obfirmation doesn't make Mando the way he is. He just likes to shank people to see how they act.
    30 August 2010

Awards

Top 20 31 August 2010 Gobemouche
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Top 20 30 August 2010 Obfirmation
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Top 20 29 August 2010 Malaise
38
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Top 20 28 August 2010 Didactic
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Top 20 27 August 2010 Constult
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Daily stats

01 Sep 2010 23 points
31 Aug 2010 32 points
30 Aug 2010 37 points
29 Aug 2010 38 points
28 Aug 2010 32 points
27 Aug 2010 25 points
26 Aug 2010 29 points
25 Aug 2010 44 points
24 Aug 2010 29 points
23 Aug 2010 21 points
22 Aug 2010 30 points
21 Aug 2010 42 points
20 Aug 2010 24 points
19 Aug 2010 31 points
18 Aug 2010 18 points
17 Aug 2010 38 points
16 Aug 2010 30 points
15 Aug 2010 50 points
14 Aug 2010 25 points
13 Aug 2010 25 points
12 Aug 2010 59 points
11 Aug 2010 43 points
10 Aug 2010 27 points
09 Aug 2010 38 points
08 Aug 2010 32 points
07 Aug 2010 39 points
06 Aug 2010 49 points

Monthly stats

Sep 2010 0 points
Aug 2010 59 points
Jul 2010 55 points
Jun 2010 51 points
May 2010 68 points
Apr 2010 56 points
Mar 2010 59 points
Feb 2010 72 points
Jan 2010 72 points
Dec 2009 60 points
Nov 2009 70 points
Oct 2009 55 points

Words used

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