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Moiety sibling : Brotha from anotha motha
16 January 2010

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    It takes a zealous cadre of blue birds to hoist the #failwhale aloft as often as they have to.
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    The TV pundit slumped in his chair during a live segment, because a zealous political partisan shot him thru the neck.
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    The zealous lumberjacks showed up for the candidate's political rally. The crowd thought he gave a great stump speech.
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    Garth was a zealous party animal, but it all ended the nite he played Russian roulette with a full revolver.
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    Zealous with anger / Seething and twisted with hate / Suicide bomber #lousysenryu
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    Carmen was zealous to be one of the fellas that she started farting during poker games. It didn't work.
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    The hit man isn't zealous in the least. He leaves that to the people that hire him.
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    The activist was so zealous about global warming that he gave his girlfriend the cold shoulder.
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    When Daisy's boyfriend got jealous, she zealous-ly tried to reassure him. It seldom worked. Eventually he strangled her.
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    Brent the zealous police officer drew his gun on an 8 year old girl. She smarted off to her mother. It went off and shot mom thru the heart.

Latest tweets

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    @lithiumzombie @SJHatzi Thanks for the used odalisque RT.
    11 March 2010
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    Gordon couldn't afford to buy a new odalisque, so he went to the used odalisque lot. He could only afford the obese 80-year old grandmother.
    11 March 2010
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    MT @lithiumzombie Odalisque? What's that?" / 'It's like a concubine." / "A porcupine? Ouch."
    11 March 2010
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    Odali odala life goes on bra / Lala how the life goes on #arwticulate odalisque
    11 March 2010
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    San Francisco odalisque : Twink
    11 March 2010
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    The intelligence service used an odalisque to infiltrate the Sultan's court. When she assassinated him, the service denied any knowledge.
    11 March 2010
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    "Okay, when I introduce you to her, remember she's a Greek odalisque." "Why would I care what religion she is?"
    11 March 2010
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    Nanny odalisque : Au pair
    11 March 2010
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    Washington odalisque : Intern
    11 March 2010
  • 22
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    Hegelian odalisque : Thesisque, Antithesisque, Synthesisque
    11 March 2010
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    New Song from the Chordettes - Odalisque, odalisque Oh dali dali dali Odalisque
    11 March 2010
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    Valentino bought a Moldovan odalisque from an Albanian trafficker. She quickly figured out she had been duped. So, she stabbed him to death.
    11 March 2010
  • 26
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    The male coach got caught surreptitiously taking videos in the girls locker room and showers. Prison time.
    10 March 2010
  • 21
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    The anti-gay California State Senator was surreptitiously gay. He got caught DUI just outside a gay bar. [True story]
    10 March 2010
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    With a home-made silencer on his pistol, Juan surreptitiously put the muzzle next to Yayo's temple & pulled the trigger.
    10 March 2010
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    The boy was surreptitiously masturbating, when him mother caught him. "Don't do that, you'll go blind." "Can I do it til I need glasses?"
    10 March 2010
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    Surreptitiously spying in plain sight, Jody acted like she was texting a friend, but she was making a video. The bomb came later.
    10 March 2010
  • 33
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    The sniper surreptitiously took his position on the roof. The candidate took the podium below. Their eyes locked. One round thru the heart.
    10 March 2010
  • 45
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    Brent was trying to surreptitiously sneak back in the house after sneaking out. He set off the alarm, and his dad shot him.
    10 March 2010
  • 33
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    Saddam Hussein was so successful in surreptitiously not developing weapons of mass destruction, that everyone thought he had them.
    10 March 2010
  • 21
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    Kim Jong Il is trying not-so-surreptitiously to develop an atomic weapon. He doesn't really want one, he just wants the threat of one.
    10 March 2010
  • 45
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    The administration of George W Bush did everything surreptitiously - even when they didn't have to.
    10 March 2010
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    Tom tried to matriculate his son in the finest kindergarten in town. His son gesticulate-d with one finger, and the school turned him down.
    09 March 2010
  • 33
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    When someone gesticulate-s the back of their hand to their forehead, it's called the Codependents' Salute.
    09 March 2010
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    I heard that you shouldn't gesticulate the Hook 'em Horns sign in Europe. It means something about someone's wife.
    09 March 2010
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    "Did you see him gesticulate?" "Yes, Harry, but just ignore it." "I can't ignore that!" "Don't get us killed!" Last words.
    09 March 2010
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    Bill gesticulate-d almost imperceptibly to the sniper on the building. One round right between Bill's companion's eyes. Spy work is rough.
    09 March 2010
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    Lori gesticulate-d with one finger to the other driver. He steered sharply and crashed into her. Her car was totaled, his looked no worse.
    09 March 2010
  • 46
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    Blessed are the odious for we shall love to hate them.
    08 March 2010
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    I thought everybody knew that Sid Odious was a member of the Sex Pistols.
    08 March 2010

Awards

Top 20 09 March 2010 Gesticulate
56
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Top 20 08 March 2010 Odious
46
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Top 20 04 March 2010 Logorrhea
59
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Top 20 02 March 2010 Egregious
53
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Top 20 01 March 2010 Scintillating
49
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Daily stats

10 Mar 2010 45 points
09 Mar 2010 56 points
08 Mar 2010 46 points
07 Mar 2010 43 points
06 Mar 2010 33 points
05 Mar 2010 49 points
04 Mar 2010 59 points
03 Mar 2010 36 points
02 Mar 2010 53 points
01 Mar 2010 49 points
28 Feb 2010 38 points
27 Feb 2010 58 points
26 Feb 2010 45 points
25 Feb 2010 29 points
24 Feb 2010 47 points
23 Feb 2010 40 points
22 Feb 2010 52 points
21 Feb 2010 43 points
20 Feb 2010 55 points
19 Feb 2010 35 points
18 Feb 2010 72 points
17 Feb 2010 39 points
16 Feb 2010 45 points
15 Feb 2010 26 points
14 Feb 2010 35 points
13 Feb 2010 41 points

Monthly stats

Mar 2010 59 points
Feb 2010 72 points
Jan 2010 72 points
Dec 2009 60 points
Nov 2009 70 points
Oct 2009 55 points
Sep 2009 50 points

Words used

Accolade, Acquiesce, Acrimony, Ailurophile, Alacrity, Altruistic, Amiable, Anomaly, Aplomb, Arcane, Avarice, Boondoggle, Bourgeois, Bravado, Bucolic, Canoodle, Capricious, Cattywampus, Chatoyant, Circumambulate, Cloying, Colloquial, Condign, Conflate, Crapulous, Crepuscular, Cynosure, Defenestrate, Denouement, Desuetude, Diaphanous, Doppelganger, Dulcet, Ebullient, Effervescent, Efflorescence, Egregious, Elixir, Embrocation, Ephemeral, Epiphany, Epitome, Equanimity, Equivocate, Erstwhile, Esculent, Esoteric, Ethereal, Evanescent, Evocative, Fastidious, Felicitous, Feral, Festoon, Finagle, Fisticuffs, Foofaraw, Fribble, Furtive, Gallivant, Gargantuan, Gesticulate, Gossamer, Gregarious, Gusto, Harbinger, Hebetudinous, Hedonist, Hemisphere, Heresy, Hobbledehoy, Hubris, Hyperbole, Idoneous, Imbrication, Imbue, Implacable, Implacable, Incipient, Incognito, Ineffable, Inglenook, Insidious, Insouciance, Jocund, Jollity, Kerfuffle, Kitsch, Kumquat, Kvetch, Lagniappe, Lassitude, Lilt, Lissome, Litany, Logorrhea, Lugubrious, Lurid, Machiavellian, Malinger, Mantra, Matutinal, Mercenary, Mirth, Moiety, Mondegreen, Odalisque, Odious, Oeuvre, Ogle, Onomatopoeia, Opulent, Pastiche, Paucity, Penumbra, Peregrinate, Perfunctory, Perspicacious, Petrichor, Philistine, Pilgrim, Plethora, Poltroon, Porphyrophobia, Propinquity, Propriety, Pulchritudinous, Pusillanimous, Quagmire, Quatopygia, Quiddity, Quixotic, Quotidian, Raillery, Redolent, Riparian, Rive, Schadenfreude, Schlep, Scintilla, Scintillating, Sciolism, Senescence, Sesquipedalian, Somnolence, Spartan, Stigma, Suave, Sumptuous, Surreptitiously, Susurrus, Sycophant, Symbiosis, Tautology, Tintinnabulation, Tirade, Torpor, Tryst, Umbrella, Unrequited, Untenable, Vestige, Vicarious, Viridescent, Wassail, Zealous

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