ScoreRanking 1238points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 28 / 38

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 3 / 20

Best tweet ever / Best tweet this month

55
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If you want nothing much, there's nothing better than The Best Vestige Hotel
02 November 2009

Latest tweets

  • 28
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    Ask not from whence the odious wind blows; ask whose commode is broken.
    08 March 2010
  • 25
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    If it's green and it jiggles, it's Jell- odious.
    08 March 2010
  • 15
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    Too many cooks engaged in culinary logorrhea turned pooh-pooh patter into chicken cacciatorrhea
    04 March 2010
  • 22
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    Christmas dysentery: Yule Logorrhea
    04 March 2010
  • 27
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    Like I keep sayin', a little logorrhea goes a long way
    04 March 2010
  • 30
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    One person's logorrhea is another person's dialogorrhea, but excessive chatter out either's ass is proctologorrhea.
    04 March 2010
  • 31
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    How do you solve a prob. like logorrhea? How do you stop the singing nuns' re-runs?
    04 March 2010
  • 15
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    real men don't eat egregious quiche...until you add more fetid ketchup
    02 March 2010
  • 20
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    Egregious Ceasar was a very bad salad
    02 March 2010
  • 15
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    Nobody really knows how much Keats owed on that egregious urn.
    02 March 2010
  • 16
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    Long words like porphyrophobia cause the hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia behind everyone's tweeting-over-140-phobia
    17 February 2010
  • 16
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    If Sam I Am were pusillanimous, he'd eat the eggs & ham as soon as your back was turned.
    16 February 2010
  • 15
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    Quoth the pusillanimous raven, "Nevermore....but then again..."
    16 February 2010
  • 21
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    The Pusillanimous Rex is often referred to as the "Cryin' Tyrannosaur"
    16 February 2010
  • 21
    Points
    For those with pusillanimous management traits, a special place in Hell awaits.
    16 February 2010
  • 20
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    The quality of mercy depends on the quiddity of jurisprudence, which today is fueled by litigants' quid pro quota.
    15 February 2010
  • 26
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    Give me quiddity or give me rigor
    15 February 2010
  • 16
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    Hey diddle diddle: the quiddity of fiddling wid' it.
    15 February 2010
  • 20
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    If you don't know sh*t from chatoyant, it's because you can't polish a turd.
    12 February 2010
  • 25
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    Derriere chatoyant: shiny hiney.
    12 February 2010
  • 10
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    Gallivant if you will, saunter if you want, cavort if you can afford to, but doing the hokey-pokey in the dell will stunt your growth.
    11 February 2010
  • 10
    Points
    If you gallivant with intestinal distress, you've got the trots
    11 February 2010
  • 18
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    Funner to gallivant au naturel than perambulate with gators
    11 February 2010
  • 13
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    Runaround Sue & Randy would sometimes gallivant, but when they tied the knot, they engaged in vagabondage quite a lot. #artwiculate
    11 February 2010
  • 10
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    Those who can, meander. Those who can't, gallivant. #artwiculate
    11 February 2010
  • 10
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    senescence, my friends, is blowing in the wind -- as LONG as my spelling doesn't suck. #artwiculate
    09 February 2010
  • 15
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    senescence, my friends, is blowing in the wind -- as lond as it's not blowing out your end. #artwiculate
    09 February 2010
  • 15
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    I have scene the senescence... but wiped it right off with a little of that oxy-stuff.
    09 February 2010
  • 20
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    senescence & gin tend to make my head spin, which is why i prefer senescence & myrrh
    09 February 2010
  • 15
    Points
    senescence makes me speeel funeeee
    09 February 2010

Awards

Top 20 02 November 2009 Vestige
55
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Top 20 09 October 2009 Spartan
40
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Top 20 09 October 2009 Spartan
40
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