ScoreRanking 2254points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 26 / 36

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 2 / 21

Best tweet ever

55
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If you want nothing much, there's nothing better than The Best Vestige Hotel
02 November 2009

Latest tweets

  • 27
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    So many of their temps' tiffs so quickly turned to long-term contretemps, they renamed the biz The ContreTemps Agency.
    11 August 2010
  • 28
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    Life's a contretemps and then you decompose.
    11 August 2010
  • 15
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    When grammar gets amative, gramps gets genitive.
    06 August 2010
  • 25
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    Something hispid this way comes...Where it goes, only the 5 o'clock Shadow knows.
    04 August 2010
  • 15
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    Hispid headline for new telecom-salon concept: Can you hair me now?
    04 August 2010
  • 15
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    My hispid hissy fits are scarier than your hairy eyeballs.
    04 August 2010
  • 29
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    It's not the heat; it's the hispid -ity.
    04 August 2010
  • 16
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    Dingle dell, dingle dell, gulch ditch trench abyss, it's fun to jump the vast crevasse, unless, of course, you miss.
    20 July 2010
  • 20
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    So many uber-literal biblical pontificators are in it for the sheer pleasure of floccinaucinihilipilification. And the shiny accessories.
    19 July 2010
  • 15
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    It was premature floccinaucinihilipilification that well & truly flocced me over. Just like those investment wan..uh..BANkers
    19 July 2010
  • 15
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    Aww jeez - floccinaucinihilipilification? That asinine word's been in my bio for flippin weeks. Woe is me, worthless before the fact i be.
    19 July 2010
  • 26
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    When's the perfect time to cross the Asinine Divide? The crack of dawn, I reckon.
    16 July 2010
  • 25
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    It's not the meat, it's the machination.
    14 July 2010
  • 31
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    It was just my machination, runnin' away with me. It was jus' my machinay-ay-shunn, runnin' away with me (&my AAA battery)
    14 July 2010
  • 25
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    Your brouhaha against my hissy-fit. Bring it on, dawg!
    06 July 2010
  • 15
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    Voulez vous couchez avec brouhaha? Betcha wake up with a headache.
    06 July 2010
  • 15
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    brouhaha: jolly jihad?
    06 July 2010
  • 15
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    Brouhaha, you and me, a whole lotta nuttin' & kicks for free
    06 July 2010
  • 15
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    Brouhaha, you & me, here's mud in your eye & a big martini
    06 July 2010
  • 15
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    I'll trade you my Convolute Loops for a bowl of your Nutty Clusterflux.
    01 July 2010
  • 15
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    So, you can lead a grasshopper to water, but you can't mix the drink? Does that mean your slippery nipple is just titular frippery?
    30 June 2010
  • 15
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    I'm too flat for my frippery.
    30 June 2010
  • 12
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    Your freudian slip is showing....too much tattered phallic frippery
    30 June 2010
  • 27
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    It's not easy being abstemious. But it sure beats being queasy.
    23 June 2010
  • 17
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    Don't like my chortle? Tough titter!
    19 June 2010
  • 10
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    Habeas chortle?
    19 June 2010
  • 16
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    Chuck L. was always one snort short of a full chortle.
    19 June 2010
  • 10
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    There aren't a lot of ways to abirritate a tater, unless you count tater-tots & you're a major tater-tot hater.
    18 June 2010
  • 20
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    Curiously, few remember the movie Cutaneous Yellow. Or the sequel, Lost in Jaundice.
    14 June 2010
  • 15
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    The rain in Spain's a pain.. but just cutaneous.
    14 June 2010

Awards

Top 20 02 November 2009 Vestige
55
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Top 20 09 October 2009 Spartan
40
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Top 20 09 October 2009 Spartan
40
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