ScoreRanking 4730points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 40 / 80

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 5 / 121

Best tweet ever / Best tweet this month

105
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My Christmas wish - less paucity, more Santa Clausity
09 December 2009

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  • 15
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    Odalisque ellipsed ~ disk drunken hung and wanton ~ slavish sultry moon #haiku
    11 March 2010
  • 29
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    I tell of an odalisque old/who livd in a palace o gold/sultan's iron rod ruled/bt the girls werent foold/ harem fire-em by d lady ws doled.
    11 March 2010
  • 31
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    There lived a doyenne odalisque/with the gaze of a cold basilisk/ freeze you on sight/ a nuisance at night/So business was brisk or a risk.
    11 March 2010
  • 15
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    Odalisque on @MaxRaunchiness ' lap? Not any more...
    11 March 2010
  • 35
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    A foolish man for the odalisque weeps. A wiser man his distance keeps. For she is never truly haremless.
    11 March 2010
  • 40
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    Odalisque on @MaxRaunchiness ' lap - vergin' on the ridiculous?
    11 March 2010
  • 40
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    Igor wants to know if the #Salon Artwois bar can shake up an "Odalisque"? Those Hairy Virgins have us right out of tooth picks.
    11 March 2010
  • 35
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    "Mm" mused the detective thoughfully surveying the lifeless Sultan, aware of the gaze of his countless odalisque s. "Cherchez la femme!"
    11 March 2010
  • 31
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    Mysogynists agree - "Asterix and Odalisque" would NOT have made for better reading
    11 March 2010
  • 29
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    Cinderella's ball's ~cut short, borrowed gown, exits ~surreptitiously #senryu #haiku
    10 March 2010
  • 55
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    Sleep allows this kiss ~ surreptitiously bestowed ~ wanted but not sought #senryu #haiku
    10 March 2010
  • 35
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    Igor does covert and overt. He does stealth and stampede. He may glance surreptitiously but more often he eyeballs, at very close range.
    10 March 2010
  • 51
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    Surreptitiously ~ giggling hands pinch fresh cookies ~ melt in your mouth warmth #senryu #haiku
    10 March 2010
  • 53
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    Chaste officially ~ chased surreptitiously ~bridegroom used shotgun #senryu #haiku
    10 March 2010
  • 37
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    Look at @lithiumzombie's goldfish (nameless) gesticulate to @TiddK's Ludovic (bodiless) to come and play! Aaw, isn't that somefin?
    09 March 2010
  • 30
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    I learned to drive , swear & gesticulate in Palermo, at the same time. My driving was erratic, swearing oratic (?) ,gesticulating ecstatic
    09 March 2010
  • 20
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    "Pentagram, joss stick, ululation, all points to a werewolf ceremony."..D.I. Wai gesticulate -d the blood "This is fresh, officer..offi..."
    09 March 2010
  • 37
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    Gesticulate in an offbeat manner - counterpoint
    09 March 2010
  • 38
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    Gesticulate? Dear me no! Brabinger, at a pinch, may raise a quizzical eyebrow or allow the ghost of a smile hover on his lips.
    09 March 2010
  • 33
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    If men want summat testiculate/Don't ask in a manner gesticulate/. A flower, a kiss and his charms/ will draw the damsel to his arms
    09 March 2010
  • 20
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    @lithiumzombie Ouf! You gor him then? I popped him through the letterbox about half an hour ago. (He umm gesticulate -d in transit)
    09 March 2010
  • 52
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    It strilkes me that if you NEED to gesticulate when words fail , you obviously haven't been playing Artwiculate enough.
    09 March 2010
  • 35
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    Trust me on this, and truss Igor too, because when he starts to gesticulate frantically, things are not going to improve.
    09 March 2010
  • 23
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    The Marquis de Sade may have been odious, but , ladies, we wouldn't have had him any other way;
    08 March 2010
  • 15
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    @TiddK odious suggestion, Igor never cheats - at least not that obviously, he's more of a this giant club approaching means you won't see ..
    08 March 2010
  • 41
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    Odious ex machina - when everything goes to Hell in the end
    08 March 2010
  • 25
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    Ugh! Mr Snale is a hateful, slimy creep. He' s...gastrop-odious!
    08 March 2010
  • 20
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    Mrs Pomfet, re: pug, "n/a" "n/t" indicates not -approachable, not -trainable - odious, snappy little dog - may we suggest muzzling?
    08 March 2010
  • 16
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    @BewareTheFly Odious - that word DESCRIBES you! :-)
    08 March 2010
  • 57
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    Igor is not odious - merely misunderstood.
    08 March 2010

Awards

Top 20 11 March 2010 Odalisque
40
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Top 20 08 March 2010 Odious
57
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Top 20 05 March 2010 Susurrus
50
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Top 20 02 March 2010 Egregious
45
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Winner 01 March 2010 Scintillating
83
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Daily stats

10 Mar 2010 55 points
09 Mar 2010 52 points
08 Mar 2010 57 points
07 Mar 2010 38 points
06 Mar 2010 41 points
05 Mar 2010 50 points
04 Mar 2010 41 points
03 Mar 2010 39 points
02 Mar 2010 45 points
01 Mar 2010 83 points
28 Feb 2010 52 points
27 Feb 2010 45 points
26 Feb 2010 40 points
25 Feb 2010 61 points
24 Feb 2010 42 points
23 Feb 2010 35 points
22 Feb 2010 44 points
21 Feb 2010 39 points
20 Feb 2010 48 points
19 Feb 2010 45 points
18 Feb 2010 58 points
17 Feb 2010 69 points
16 Feb 2010 39 points
15 Feb 2010 35 points
14 Feb 2010 52 points
13 Feb 2010 32 points
12 Feb 2010 35 points

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