ScoreRanking 1858points

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Best tweet ever

65
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Some of my students perambulate around the perimeter of knowledge and innovation. It's a leisurely sort of a circumnavigation
19 May 2010

Latest tweets

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    Everyday I teach, I get more bibulous (and that is not in the sense of bibliophilism, though it does lead to bilious mornings) #artwiculate
    23 August 2010
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    Next class, I unveil my amative reading of ionic compounds: polyamorous pursuit of chemical happiness here I come
    06 August 2010
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    Hispid men in hipster jeans... someone's got a bristly muffintop.
    04 August 2010
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    If your delicates are unmentionable, does that make your indelicate items fit for mixed company? #artwiculate
    03 August 2010
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    I bet Apple wouldn't be withdrawing support if it was called Adobe Coruscate Player. It sounds much more intellectual.
    02 August 2010
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    My grandiloquence is wasted on teaching *postures in an artwiculate way*
    29 July 2010
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    Snowflakes on kittens and sanctimonious rainbows: these are a few of my favourite things
    26 July 2010
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    Seven of Nine is hot. Asinine is not.
    16 July 2010
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    Sadly, the only confrication I've got going on is the scratch of my red pen on paper. It's not getting me hot.
    15 July 2010
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    You call it chutzpah. I call it posturing and entitlement issues.
    09 July 2010
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    Addubitation is a little convoluted. I am happy to call the process of making things fit for purpose evolution, upcycling or mash-ups.
    02 July 2010
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    I know members of The Sacred Convolute of Tangled Web Spiders. Many teachers belong - you spot them by the chalk dust and lecture notes
    01 July 2010
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    Being ambisinistrous is a particular problem for breakdancers and free runners. Two left feet, hands and a left head even.
    28 June 2010
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    I have some students whose super power is calamistration. That is, they make my hair curl with fright, outrage and indignation.
    25 June 2010
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    "This ain't a bacchanalia, it's a goddamn escalation" - Fall Out Boy meets #artwiculate (iTunes starts playing "I Don't Care" - kismet?)
    24 June 2010
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    "With a bellicose bark and a boisterous bounce, Hairy Maclary was ready to... pounce!" - Scattercat is one of my favourite books
    22 June 2010
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    Sometimes, I think my skin is less cutaneous and more exoskeleton. Or, at least, I wish it was so.
    14 June 2010
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    There's nothing more beautiful, elegant and frustrating, more rife with opportunity, than a well-made paradox. They make my heart race.
    11 June 2010
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    Boorish child, drinking rose and french vanilla tea is not 'dumb'. Ostentatious, maybe, but definitely delicious *pokes out tongue*
    10 June 2010
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    A student said that Newton discovered gravitas. I had to tell him that he mostly proved how crazy-making mercury is, not anything dignified.
    09 June 2010
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    I'm unromantic: falling in love is more like falling agroof than diving on feather pillows. For one thing, I got gravel rash last time
    04 June 2010
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    Every day, I lay siege to the citadel of ignorance and beleaguer the apathetic hyenas of the willfully lazy.
    02 June 2010
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    Wet wool and teenagers making farting noises can enervate the hardiest of teachers. My will to live is sustained only via sarcasm and coffee
    01 June 2010
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    Believing in kismet is when your life comes together in flat pack kitset. There's not much surprise (except when a screw is loose)
    28 May 2010
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    If a student says I am much nicer than Gordon Ramsay, is that a compliment? It must be my friendly countenance and supportive demeanour
    27 May 2010
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    Meeeeeetings... mostly metaphorically noisome. Sometimes literally so.
    25 May 2010
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    Something I like about Science is never having to get over a youthful fascination with things noisome. Smelly and repulsive: it's research!
    25 May 2010
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    Coming to #artwiculate late in the day means that I doubt I'll reach a settlement with my wordy ambitions, dispositive attitude or not.
    23 May 2010
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    Today's soundtrack: uneasy camaraderie between alt-country and shoegaze. Students get worried these days; excess caffeine is also indicated
    21 May 2010
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    It's nice to see students working. Sadly, their speeches are less inventive than their tarradiddle homework excuses
    20 May 2010

Awards

Top 20 01 June 2010 Enervate
39
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Top 5 19 May 2010 Perambulate
65
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Top 20 09 November 2009 Ailurophile
50
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Top 20 19 October 2009 Redolent
45
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