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Best tweet ever

34
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When you're oversees, there's nothing better than the redolent aroma of fresh fish in the moring to remind you of your girl back home.
19 October 2009

Latest tweets

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    The doctor told the boy he was perfectly healthy. The next day he missed school. If only his ability to malinger was a valid excuse.
    16 November 2009
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    The #artwiculate yesterday was so good. Malinger (v) : to feign illness, injury, or incapacitation in order to avoid work or obligation.
    16 November 2009
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    One might thing that being in a fraternity is an activity for gregarious college students, but its really for those fond of getting drunk.
    24 October 2009
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    During the holiday season, people think it is more politically correct to conflate the holidays into something like chrismahanukwanzakah.
    20 October 2009
  • 34
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    When you're oversees, there's nothing better than the redolent aroma of fresh fish in the moring to remind you of your girl back home.
    19 October 2009
  • 25
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    He made love, exibiting great alacrity. It had been a while. #artwiculate
    15 October 2009
  • 20
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    Ben Stein's voice among things, lacks alacrity. Funny thing for someone of his trade to be without. #artwiculate
    15 October 2009
  • 10
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    Ben Stein's voice among things, lack alacrity. Funny thing for someone of his trade to be without. #artwiculate
    15 October 2009
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    Trying to make a top post on #artwiculate seems to be boondoggle, but its still my favorite use of twitter.
    08 October 2009
  • 25
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    Job searching in 2009 is an activity for those fond of a boondoggle.
    08 October 2009
  • 9
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    n activity for those fond of a boondoggle
    08 October 2009
  • 19
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    If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, it makes an arcane sound. #artwiculate
    07 October 2009
  • 14
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    If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, it makes and arcane sound. #artwiculate
    07 October 2009
  • 15
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    When I went to Old Country Buffet, I ate the food as if I were a feral child.
    06 October 2009
  • 15
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    Obama was perspicacious during the interview, picking the fly from the air. #Artwiculate
    02 October 2009
  • 15
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    Todays winner will be the oeuvre of #Artwiculate
    01 October 2009
  • 23
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    The hubris of former president bush made him the worst president to ever "lead" the united states.
    29 September 2009
  • 25
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    Perhaps its just some hubris, but I am certain I will win today's Artwiculate. Na na na na.
    29 September 2009
  • 29
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    The quotidian study session in college consists of slacking off until 12am, then studying.
    28 September 2009

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Nov 2009 10 points
Oct 2009 34 points
Sep 2009 29 points

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