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Best tweet ever

50
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Conan the Riparian is the slightly less awesome second cousin of that guy with the Austrian accent.
04 November 2009

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    Antediluvian hasn't spoken to Unclediluvian in ages.
    02 September 2010
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    Zipporah's robust flatulence whilst tripping the light fantastic was by far the grandest contretemps Lord Whiddle had yet seen that evening.
    11 August 2010
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    The exiguous bulge in Sir Jaunty's knickers served to sour the evening for Countess Cauliflower.
    10 August 2010
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    There are times I can discombobulate my foes with but merely my keen ability to forbear.
    28 July 2010
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    ♫ ♪ Wassail the ocean blue, and our sauced-up ship's a beauty. Not sober men nor true, inattentive to our duty ♪ ♫
    31 December 2009
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    The weight of the world was incipient from the moment Peter Paternoster's anti-gravity chamber gave up the ghost.
    30 December 2009
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    My propensity for propriety is possibly pernicious.
    29 December 2009
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    Have yourself a jocund little Christmas, may your jock be tight...
    25 December 2009
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    It was with intense gusto that Alvin began dancing his spastic holiday jig; much less so after tripping and crushing his Schweddy Balls.
    24 December 2009
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    Hemisphere leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to geometry.
    21 December 2009
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    Her recent amnesia was ironically evocative of that time I forgot my pants.
    10 December 2009
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    Raillery is not something you get cited for if caught peeing in the subway. Unless, of course, you do it in jest.
    07 December 2009
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    Had it been christened "The Crepuscular Saga", I doubt the juggernaut we love to hate would have built up enough steam to warrant ridicule.
    04 December 2009
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    Do not defenestrate your shite as the monkeys or the heathen might.
    03 December 2009
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    The elderly lady and I came to fisticuffs over the right to purchase those Elmo Tickle Hands. I won, of course. But I'm not proud. Much.
    02 December 2009
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    I kvetch therefore I am.
    30 November 2009
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    The sumptuous cornucopia of her intricately prepared Thanksgiving feast was marred only by her decidedly pantless uncle.
    25 November 2009
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    At this time of year, is it the foofaraw that causes the frenzied free-for-alls... or merely the pseudo deals?
    24 November 2009
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    Without a properly functioning spacebar, "am i able" is quite amiable.
    23 November 2009
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    The epitome of her distress was the decision regarding this dress.
    20 November 2009
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    The intricate imbrication of Percy's lorica squamata was unquestionably impressive but quite unnecessary for battling his online foes.
    14 November 2009
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    The urge to ogle Olive obviously overwhelmed Orson well beyond his capacity to resist. So he didn't.
    13 November 2009
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    The berries appeared esculent, but not having followed in his father's botanist footsteps, Reginald suddenly found himself in a quandary.
    11 November 2009
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    Professor Pitt's propinquity to the open flame of his bunsen burner, coupled with his highly flammable hairpiece, was a hot topic on campus.
    10 November 2009
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    An ailurophile with severe pet allergies is quite possibly the worst case of irony this side of Alanis Morisette.
    09 November 2009
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    RE: Litany. “But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions as the heathen do: for they think that they will be heard for their much speaking."
    06 November 2009
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    The only lagniappe I ever received was a random school beating by a kid who went by the name "Gambit".
    05 November 2009
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    Conan the Riparian is the slightly less awesome second cousin of that guy with the Austrian accent.
    04 November 2009
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    The esoteric use of a belt was made possible by his lack of pants.
    03 November 2009
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    Any vestige of his prestige cannot be found in his current demeanor.
    02 November 2009
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    I enjoy my acrimony in bite-sized pieces. It's easier to swallow that way.
    31 October 2009

Awards

Top 20 28 July 2010 Discombobulate
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Top 20 04 November 2009 Riparian
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Top 20 31 October 2009 Acrimony
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Top 20 28 October 2009 Scintilla
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Top 20 30 September 2009 Aplomb
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Daily stats

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10 Aug 2010 35 points
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28 Jul 2010 34 points

Monthly stats

Aug 2010 35 points
Jul 2010 34 points
Jun 2010 0 points
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Apr 2010 0 points
Mar 2010 0 points
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Jan 2010 0 points
Dec 2009 35 points
Nov 2009 50 points
Oct 2009 40 points
Sep 2009 40 points

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