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Best tweet ever

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With great alacrity I leaped from the roof, "I CAN FLY!" But alas, insidious gravity, you knew better than I.
15 October 2009

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    What do roosters destined for Campbell's chicken soup crow? Canoodle - doodle- doo!
    14 February 2010
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    I am often called esoteric. Or at least, I call myself esoteric. Confuses people to use big words to describe their confusion. FUN! :D
    03 November 2009
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    "I herd the heard of read cows as I red my consignment." "...run that by me again, my mondegreen iphone app drives me crazy!"
    29 October 2009
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    My fav. @eddieizzard quote is "Blasphe-me, Blasphe-you Blasphe-everyone!" but I dare not say it at church and get yelled at for my heresy.
    25 October 2009
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    I am not a person you would call gregarious... I prefer my own company to that of other people. Some call me boring; I prefer eccentric.
    24 October 2009
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    Giving blood fills you with lassitude and gets people to feel extremely grateful to you. I just pretend I donated and get the good feelings.
    23 October 2009
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    I was feeling capricious when I bought that 1979 Ford Pinto. Now I am feeling rather ill as I bounce along the highway. Oh dear.
    22 October 2009
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    "A working class hero is someone to be," sang John Lennon about bourgeois attitudes. Still as applicable today as it was 30 years ago.
    21 October 2009
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    I, Truly Mad Scientist Guy, will make Sodium and Chlorine Conflate to make... Pepper! No wait, that's not right...
    20 October 2009
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    I totally will make Sodium and Chlorine Conflate to make... Pepper! No wait, that's not right...
    20 October 2009
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    Sleeping on my friend's couch with her dog did not make me redolent of flowers or fruit... but I woke up with a very clean face and hands.
    19 October 2009
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    Felicitous is a well fitting word, don't you think?
    17 October 2009
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    Okay, acquiesce to follow @artwiculate because this is the greatest thing ever. Yesterday I was top 20. No lie. Awesome.
    16 October 2009
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    I acquiesce; after nearly driving into a building I could not see, maybe mom is right and I do need a haircut.
    16 October 2009
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    With great alacrity I leaped from the roof, "I CAN FLY!" But alas, insidious gravity, you knew better than I.
    15 October 2009
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    The Doctor imbues SciFi with daring-do, evil enemies, wonderful romance, relevant social commentary, and interesting fashion statements.
    14 October 2009
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    My lab partner's statement of "Let me light the bunsen burner, I have a lighter!" did not imbue me with a sense of comfort.
    14 October 2009
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    Sitting on the balcony at an opera makes me feel very ethereal; shooting spitballs at them means I'm very foolish. But totally worth it.
    13 October 2009
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    I was feeling exceedingly ethereal when I realised I had all my assignments completed. A week late, mind you, but still completed.
    13 October 2009
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    http://artwiculate.com/ = freaking addictive. And smart. Unlike those games on facebook, which are just insidious in nature.
    12 October 2009
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    "Here I brought you an #insidious device!" "No, I said an incendiary device! How do you expect me to blow a hole in this safe with that?!"
    12 October 2009
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    I had a lot of #bravado when I told her that I didn't like her new shirt. Unfortunately I did not have the balls to actually say it aloud.
    11 October 2009

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