ScoreRanking 546points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 19 / 26

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 1 / 3

Best tweet ever

35
Points
I perpetually perspire while playing poker with perspicacious people.
02 October 2009

Latest tweets

  • 25
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    Sure I can bloviate your mind about my genes at this bar, or I can titillate your eyes with my jeans on the dance floor. #artwiculate
    14 May 2010
  • 20
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    From embryo to yoda-old, life in between is one big imbroglio #artwiculate
    07 May 2010
  • 25
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    oh snaps, this tweet just got elision'd #artwiculate
    28 April 2010
  • 34
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    Pardon my rhetorical query, but are your feet exhausted? You’ve been circumambulating my mind all day long. #artwiculate #circumambulate
    03 March 2010
  • 18
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    I'm always able to get at least 10 #artwiculate points; is it samaritans voting incognito or the system giving pity points?
    10 February 2010
  • 10
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    Sesquipedalian has an awesome definition #fb
    06 February 2010
  • 21
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    I wonder if vulcans wake up with matutinal lumber. #artwiculate
    04 February 2010
  • 10
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    @artwiculate Who are these fb gods that determine when it’s Doppelganger week, or the tell-everybody-the-color-of-your-bra day? #fb
    03 February 2010
  • 15
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    I’m trying to @artwiculate something jollity, but this holiday traffic is killing the mood.
    23 December 2009
  • 10
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    A cataclysmic shift will change our lives (whatever is left of it) in 2012. TV w/o Oprah is the epitome of the apocalypse. #artwiculate #fb
    20 November 2009
  • 15
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    I'm trying to maintain equanimity during this debate, but I just may have to unfriend you if you keep using the term "defriend" #artwiculate
    18 November 2009
  • 20
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    Little Elena left lagniappes loaded with love before her loss to cancer. http://trunc.it/32alz #lagniappe #artwiculate
    05 November 2009
  • 10
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    After fighting off cloying temptation for so long I have succumbed to the forbidden fruit offered by the serpent in the turtleneck.
    30 October 2009
  • 30
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    I always get a scintilla of @artwiculate votes.
    28 October 2009
  • 10
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    I get at least 10 artwiculate votes on my capricious tweets. I wonder if there's a society that vote for all entries.
    22 October 2009
  • 10
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    My bourgeois Fantasy Football teams are bothly 4-2 so far this season.
    21 October 2009
  • 15
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    I search my kitchen with alacrity for a beer. But alas, void is my fridge of which I desire. Should I be concerned that I feel empty inside?
    15 October 2009
  • 19
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    I like lil traffic & I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny, when you're driving down with ethereal lanes in yo face, you get sprung!
    13 October 2009
  • 10
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    The Huskies fill me with raging bravado. The last couple of games have been intense at the end, yet frustrating throughout the rest of it.
    11 October 2009
  • 15
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    If I go as a Spartan for Halloween should I work out? Or simply draw on my abs?
    09 October 2009
  • 24
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    My fingers lilt across the keyboard hoping to @artwiculate something clever, but I'm drawing a blank :(
    04 October 2009
  • 10
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    @aegaas, why are you perturbed with me pointing out your perspicacious personality?
    02 October 2009
  • 35
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    I perpetually perspire while playing poker with perspicacious people.
    02 October 2009
  • 24
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    Happy hour after work today! We'll see if I can hold my aplomb after a few Jägerbombs. #artwiculate
    30 September 2009
  • 14
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    Happy hour after work today! We'll see if I can keep my aplomb after a few Jägerbombs. #artwiculate
    30 September 2009
  • 15
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    My Seattle sports hubris took a hit this last weekend with loses from Sounders, Huskies, and Seahawks. My FF teams don't look good either :(
    29 September 2009
  • 24
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    Currently conducting a cacophony on my commode #artwiculate
    25 September 2009
  • 29
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    Why doesn't father time like me? The hours are fleeting when I have tasks to finish, and seconds are sempiternal when I have an empty plate.
    24 September 2009
  • 34
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    Tomato Basil Wheat Thins + Pepperoni + Pepper jack = Pizza Cracker! I'm a maven in spontaneous bonfire get-together snacks. #artwiculate
    23 September 2009
  • 18
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    I used to think that Kanye is a maven in Female Music Videos, but really? "Single Ladies" isn't that great... #artwiculate
    23 September 2009

Awards

Top 20 02 October 2009 Perspicacious
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Daily stats

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Monthly stats

Jun 2010 0 points
May 2010 25 points
Apr 2010 25 points
Mar 2010 34 points
Feb 2010 21 points
Jan 2010 0 points
Dec 2009 15 points
Nov 2009 20 points
Oct 2009 35 points
Sep 2009 34 points

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