ScoreRanking 4763points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 31 / 53

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 2 / 52

Best tweet ever

90
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I could be King, if not for the Bourgeois. And the poor. Oh, and the rich.
21 October 2009

Latest tweets

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    Again, Chet's antediluvian leisure suit with its wide collars and bright plaid print were a hit at the office party.
    02 September 2010
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    The Senator was mortified that the press discovered his boyfriend and the homologate which would follow. #artwiculate
    10 May 2010
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    I'm putting my lackadaisical twitter habits aside for a day to wish @SJHatzi a very happy birthday
    05 May 2010
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    Internet aglow | random desultory click | where will it lead me #haiku #artwiculate
    23 April 2010
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    Baby Sue's pigtails were no match for daycare friend and arch- nemesis Amanda's red hair, freckles, & choreographed entrance.
    10 April 2010
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    The broad shoulders one develops with old age and maturity lessen the weight of obloquy.
    08 April 2010
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    Peter expected obloquy when he came out of the closet but was stunned at its venom within his own family.
    08 April 2010
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    Apple panoply - iPod classic, iPod shuffle, iPod Nano, iPod touch, iPhone, iPad, iBroke #artwiculate
    06 April 2010
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    Peacock panoply | Wide spread mist of feathers great | no shadow hiding #haiku #artwiculate
    06 April 2010
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    Paul's panoply was replete with Batman underpants and a pocket protector. He had also never been kissed, but you knew that.
    06 April 2010
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    The assumption on gumption is that energy equals results.
    05 April 2010
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    If I had any gumption I would get a job today, or have kept my last one longer. #artwiculate
    05 April 2010
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    Wife thy name is virago! #artwiculate
    04 April 2010
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    Small daughter crying | niveous globe is broken | Water,glass abound #haiku #artwiculate
    03 April 2010
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    Head and Shoulders: for your niveous shoulders #artwiculate
    03 April 2010
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    Why get married when you can vaccimulgence for free.
    01 April 2010
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    #Artwiculate makes me loquacious. #Artquacious
    31 March 2010
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    The liquor made Larry more loquacious and likable. #artwiculate
    31 March 2010
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    Super serious or supercilious? You decide. #artwiculate
    30 March 2010
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    Seems all of my favorite shows are just idiosyncratic enough to get canceled.
    29 March 2010
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    Is there am idiosyncratic voice out there, howling against the norm?
    29 March 2010
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    My DNA make me idiosyncratic, not my jeans. #artwiculate
    29 March 2010
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    Precocious wide eyed girl, counting 1,2,3,A,7, coloring puppy and poppy, and all before her nap #artwiculate
    28 March 2010
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    precocious puppy | sitting and rolling around | will shake if you ask #artwiculate #haiku
    28 March 2010
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    A disheveled basement is a life well lived.
    27 March 2010
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    Bob's clothes were disheveled. Did he need to do laundry or had he lost his iron?
    27 March 2010
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    Clothes quite disheveled | A smirk in the hall | A stolen smile | A quiet secret #artwiculate
    27 March 2010
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    As they picked flowers, the warm summer air, persiflage, and a kiss. #artwiculate
    26 March 2010
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    The archipelago of LEGO bricks required careful navigation.
    25 March 2010
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    After contacting my hard drive with her software I got a virus.Sounds like a dirty euphemism 4 a 1 night stand and not dull work.
    24 March 2010
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    It is misnomer that Uncle Cracker is my mother's brother.
    23 March 2010

Awards

Top 20 27 March 2010 Disheveled
51
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Top 20 26 March 2010 Persiflage
51
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Top 20 18 March 2010 Brogue
45
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Top 20 15 March 2010 Parsimonious
56
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Top 20 10 March 2010 Surreptitiously
55
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Monthly stats

Jun 2010 0 points
May 2010 23 points
Apr 2010 43 points
Mar 2010 60 points
Feb 2010 27 points
Jan 2010 49 points
Dec 2009 70 points
Nov 2009 65 points
Oct 2009 90 points

Words used

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