ScoreRanking 5702points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 42 / 67

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 5 / 124

Best tweet ever

89
Points
When Madonna dies, will she become The Ethereal Girl?
13 October 2009

Latest tweets

  • 28
    Points
    Doppelganger : I’m checking out of Artwiculate. If you’d like to know why, see my post on Get Satisfaction. It’s been fun.
    03 February 2010
  • 35
    Points
    Why did the man take his doppelganger to the corner bar? It was a familiar haunt.
    03 February 2010
  • 30
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    A guy and his doppelganger walk into a bar. The guy orders a scotch. The doppelganger says, “Me, too. Make mine a double.”
    03 February 2010
  • 40
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    When Mozart was a hobbledehoy, he composed an opus entirely in his head. He called it Symphony in A Minor.
    02 February 2010
  • 17
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    angry hobbledehoy : raging hormones
    02 February 2010
  • 45
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    A cougar walks into a bar and orders a Hobbledehoy. The bartender says, “Isn’t this awkward!”
    02 February 2010
  • 23
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    Caution to cougars who fancy a hobbledehoy : 15 will get you 20
    02 February 2010
  • 30
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    Hobbledehoy is an awkward adolescent boy. Is there any other kind?
    02 February 2010
  • 20
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    2 SETI scientists went to fix a radio telescope that was cattywampus. One says “Is it in that array?” The other says “No, it’s in disarray.”
    01 February 2010
  • 26
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    If you think my desk is cattywampus, you should see inside my head.
    01 February 2010
  • 29
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    cattywampus dictionary : oblique reference
    01 February 2010
  • 20
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    Why was his laundry all cattywampus? He was out of sorts.
    01 February 2010
  • 25
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    Guy walks into a bar, orders a Cattywampus. Bartender: “We’re out of Cattywampus.” “Then I’ll have a Kilter” “We’re out of Kilter, too”
    01 February 2010
  • 35
    Points
    He: “You hung your pictures all cattywampus.” She: “Did I askew?”
    01 February 2010
  • 31
    Points
    A guy walks into a bar and orders a Cattywampus. The bartender says, “We’re out of Cattywampus. How 'bout Awry instead?”
    01 February 2010
  • 30
    Points
    How does a wildebeest equivocate? In gnu-anced tones.
    31 January 2010
  • 20
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    Why did the boxer equivocate about moonlighting as a hair stylist? He liked to bob and weave.
    31 January 2010
  • 20
    Points
    How does a ferret equivocate? With weasel words.
    31 January 2010
  • 10
    Points
    @Meera_San RT Equivocate: A metaphor for puns.
    31 January 2010
  • 25
    Points
    Where does a farmer sit when he wants to equivocate? On the fence.
    31 January 2010
  • 20
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    Why did the chef equivocate on the cooking show? He liked to mince words.
    31 January 2010
  • 27
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    Official footwear of equivocate : flip-flops
    31 January 2010
  • 36
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    Why did the beauty queen equivocate during the pageant question? She was Miss Leading.
    31 January 2010
  • 27
    Points
    6° of Propinquity - 1° Equivocate 2° Prevaricate 3° Fib 4° Lie 5° Damn lie 6° Statistics
    31 January 2010
  • 45
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    equivocate + avarice = hedgehog
    31 January 2010
  • 20
    Points
    He was full of avarice but his fear of success kept him from amassing a fortune. He was a cravin’ coward.
    30 January 2010
  • 31
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    uncontrollable avarice : amass hysteria
    30 January 2010
  • 18
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    6° of Propinquity - 1° Avarice 2° The 3° Root 4° Of 5° All 6° Evil
    30 January 2010
  • 38
    Points
    Teach your children to share, to know when enough is enough. Otherwise, avarice will follow them from cradle to crave.
    30 January 2010
  • 11
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    @osmarjardim I think I'll retire for the night, Osmar - in gold is the best! } So no more avarice on your RT's?
    30 January 2010

Awards

Top 20 03 February 2010 Doppelganger
35
Points
Top 20 31 January 2010 Equivocate
45
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Top 20 27 January 2010 Denouement
40
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Top 20 26 January 2010 Schadenfreude
51
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Top 20 25 January 2010 Tirade
45
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Monthly stats

Jun 2010 0 points
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Apr 2010 0 points
Mar 2010 0 points
Feb 2010 45 points
Jan 2010 86 points
Dec 2009 65 points
Nov 2009 75 points
Oct 2009 89 points
Sep 2009 44 points

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