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Average entries per day / Average entries per month 1 / 17

Best tweet ever

45
Points
The plus-sized plumber plunged the plugged pipe with such aplomb that his pleats never plummeted.
30 September 2009

Latest tweets

  • 25
    Points
    Receiving 40 gold rings during the 12 days of Christmas is no paucity. You'd be the Mr. T of gold rings, or the Cash4Gold of Christmas.
    09 December 2009
  • 15
    Points
    Use #red today to help promote good causes....and mirth.
    01 December 2009
  • 15
    Points
    I don't want to make a foofaraw of Thanksgiving, but I just found out I get Wednesday off too, so I may.
    24 November 2009
  • 15
    Points
    The most amiable woman I've had the pleasure of knowing, died last night. I'm grateful to have been one of her adopted grandchildren.
    23 November 2009
  • 10
    Points
    Thanks to the word of the day I finally found out what to call the space beside our fireplace, an inglenook.
    21 November 2009
  • 15
    Points
    "i'm the epitome of public enemy"
    20 November 2009
  • 35
    Points
    Providing a perspicacious presentation of the word penumbra prevents a penultimate portion of points....probably.
    19 November 2009
  • 15
    Points
    I'd like to think that I have the equanimity of a robust operating system. I'm probably a Unix OS.
    18 November 2009
  • 20
    Points
    Astigmatism - A stigma of geekiness that makes the bearer magnetically repulsive.
    17 November 2009
  • 15
    Points
    Would camelCase formatting be an imbrication of words?
    14 November 2009
  • 15
    Points
    I finally got my Google Wave invite. You may now ogle the 6 invites I have available. Let me know if you need one.
    13 November 2009
  • 15
    Points
    The agonizing pain in my back is preventing me from conducting an effervescent round of punch-dancing.
    12 November 2009
  • 20
    Points
    I imagine Fat Tuesday began because some guy said 'esculent' with a mouthful of esculents, and everyone thought he said 'eschew lent.'
    11 November 2009
  • 35
    Points
    I've realized that my propinquity to an artwiculate win is now firmly established as out of reach.
    10 November 2009
  • 15
    Points
    An ailurophile sounds like someone who ends up in prison.....or the pound.
    09 November 2009
  • 25
    Points
    Has politician always been synonymous with mercenary?
    08 November 2009
  • 20
    Points
    In honor of the new retweet capability on twitter, I expect to perform an abundance of perfunctory testing.
    07 November 2009
  • 15
    Points
    Check out http://www.macheist.com/! I won't go into a litany of the great, free mac apps they're giving away. I'll let you check it out.
    06 November 2009
  • 20
    Points
    This is not a lassitude inducing litany of lagniappes. I'm merely attempting to lilt the praises of Friday.
    06 November 2009
  • 20
    Points
    Lagniappe of the day: today's Google image is quite possibly the best yet. http://www.google.com/
    05 November 2009
  • 30
    Points
    It's sad to see contests, that should result in the election of the best possible public servant, degenerate into riparian mud fights.
    04 November 2009
  • 15
    Points
    I know I've slipped into esoteric exposition when my expounding on technology meets glazed eyes.
    03 November 2009
  • 20
    Points
    Verily, vanity's vestige vainly vaunteth.
    02 November 2009
  • 15
    Points
    The dulcet sounds of 'Thriller' never become cloying....at least on Halloween.
    01 November 2009
  • 15
    Points
    The best way to prevent acrimony is to provide candy bars to trick-or-treaters.
    31 October 2009
  • 45
    Points
    Not one for flattery, you'll never find me cloying my way to the top.
    30 October 2009
  • 15
    Points
    There should be no mondegreen when i say, "Good morning." I really mean it's a good morning.
    29 October 2009
  • 35
    Points
    A scintilla of optimism, though a tiny spark, illumines my day more than the most exuberant sun. Hey, my glass is half full!
    28 October 2009
  • 20
    Points
    I have 3 Google Voice invites. DM me if you need one and I shall do my best to make sure your request does not go unrequited.
    27 October 2009
  • 29
    Points
    Blocking spam bots is like some strange elixir of fun.
    26 October 2009

Awards

Top 20 30 October 2009 Cloying
45
Points
Top 20 30 September 2009 Aplomb
45
Points
Top 20 26 September 2009 Adjure
40
Points
Top 20 21 September 2009 Ennui
29
Points

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