ScoreRanking 1217points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 19 / 34

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 1 / 11

Best tweet ever

60
Points
I want to raise butterflies.. not for their beauty nor their ethereal quality, but as a personal tornado generator.
13 October 2009

Latest tweets

  • 15
    Points
    My mind has gone all cutesy, and is in a state of cattywampus! AAAAAAAAAAH!
    01 February 2010
  • 32
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    I'm sure there is some ironic element to finding pleasure in seeing someone trying to spell schadenfreude..
    26 January 2010
  • 10
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    It grows efflorescence, it lights fluorescent, and flows effluent.
    24 January 2010
  • 10
    Points
    Cynosure closure.
    21 January 2010
  • 25
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    She's so f-able its ineffable!...
    20 January 2010
  • 25
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    Is (human) life a condign design..?
    19 January 2010
  • 15
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    Sorry facebook/twitter you have to keep with my random/annoying tweets/status updates for a bit longer. I am Implacable..unfortunately.
    17 January 2010
  • 15
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    State of the world.... somnolence
    15 January 2010
  • 15
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    State of the nation.....somnolence
    15 January 2010
  • 11
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    She said it was ephemeral? You have just been emasculated.
    12 January 2010
  • 21
    Points
    The onomatopoeia of all emotion in a nutshell...*Squish squish*
    10 January 2010
  • 11
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    Humanity is never diaphanous nor is it simple... we weave threads of life through our breathes and our eyes.
    08 January 2010
  • 39
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    An inspiration would be like a petrichor on this dry well that is my head.
    07 January 2010
  • 16
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    Its all fun and games until you find yourself in quagmire surrounded by the undead. Fact.
    06 January 2010
  • 10
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    I don't criticize you when you're on my part of the hemisphere.
    21 December 2009
  • 11
    Points
    My thoughts to actions can be best described as fribble at best.
    11 December 2009
  • 10
    Points
    Advice of the day.. if any of your extremities have gone viridescent, it is ALWAYS a good idea to seek medical help.
    06 December 2009
  • 10
    Points
    This BSoD demonstrates why we need to defenestrate...
    03 December 2009
  • 20
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    Forget a gentleman's duel. We're talking fisticuffs here!
    02 December 2009
  • 15
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    I don't know... would you say our generation is of a philistine (nian [see what I did there?] ) state of being?
    29 November 2009
  • 10
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    Bank robbery! The machiavellian machine villain with a matching veil was making away in a mariachi van..
    28 November 2009
  • 24
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    Anyone else finds the festivities foofaraw? A flamboyant free for all?
    24 November 2009
  • 40
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    The conundrum of the amiable porcupine answered. Just don't stroke it the wrong way.
    23 November 2009
  • 15
    Points
    One of the things that needs a design update, thats right. The Umbrella. We need something storm, tornado, earthquake and terrorist proof.
    22 November 2009
  • 25
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    Your maternal figure is so obese that the entire terran was in the shade of her penumbra.
    19 November 2009
  • 15
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    How can a hipster be a stigma when no one can really define one?
    17 November 2009
  • 13
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    I believe we can avoid the malinger if work places provide more epic work spaces.
    16 November 2009
  • 10
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    My position as a pessimist is untenable, for my top five tweet'ed words are.. know, good, people, day, life.
    15 November 2009
  • 14
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    There are normal sandwiches, and they are sandwiches of imbrication. Guess which i'm eating?
    14 November 2009
  • 7
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    Be worried if you ever see effervescent while being in a bathtub or swimming pool.
    12 November 2009

Awards

Top 20 07 January 2010 Petrichor
39
Points
Top 20 23 November 2009 Amiable
40
Points
Top 20 01 November 2009 Dulcet
40
Points
Top 5 13 October 2009 Ethereal
60
Points
Top 20 11 October 2009 Bravado
40
Points

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