ScoreRanking 2373points

Average daily score / Average monthly score 28 / 41

Average entries per day / Average entries per month 2 / 23

Best tweet ever

80
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I can see right through my cat's Machiavellian plans to have a taste of my take-away sushi. Cuteness won't work this time.
28 November 2009

Latest tweets

  • 27
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    When a nemesis throws a stone at you, throw back bread. But put it in a glass jar so it won't get spoiled. #artwiculate
    10 April 2010
  • 25
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    A good fairy tale character would be a chicken in tall and heavy footwear named "Pusillanimous in Boots".
    16 February 2010
  • 22
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    3lbs of ineffable luv is more than enough for a lifetime.
    20 January 2010
  • 23
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    Ineffable love is the only one that lasts.
    20 January 2010
  • 31
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    My @artwiculate friends never schlep me down.
    18 January 2010
  • 10
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    LOL =D I am not sure but it did cause much elation =D @osmarjardim What did you smoke? Was it epiphany?
    03 January 2010
  • 19
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    Light bulb = Great idea; Chandelier = Epiphany.
    03 January 2010
  • 12
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    To win @artwiculate, you always have to be ready for that little artistic epiphany.
    03 January 2010
  • 24
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    Everybody hates the ineluctable furtive fart inside an elevator.
    02 January 2010
  • 30
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    Floyd's furtive kiss was followed by a forthright slap. His new year's eve wasn't a festive one.
    01 January 2010
  • 17
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    The furtive @artwiculate has slipped across borders without anybody noticing it.
    01 January 2010
  • 29
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    MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL with GUSTO =D!!!
    24 December 2009
  • 26
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    Analogy: Vitamin C is to Kumquat as Vitamin Pee is to Beer.
    20 December 2009
  • 35
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    Pulchritudinous. Just a smart word to describe a shirtless Brad Pitt.
    19 December 2009
  • 21
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    Quixotic lyrics: ♫ I would take the stars now off the sky for you. ♪ Stop the rain from fallin' if you ask me to.♬
    18 December 2009
  • 23
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    Simply quixotic: I'd steal the ☼ from the ☁ for you
    18 December 2009
  • 32
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    The queer's quixotic quotes quickly quieted Quimby's anti-gay remarks.
    18 December 2009
  • 21
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    Just realized how implacable my cat is. He expands when I scratch his tummy. =D
    17 December 2009
  • 19
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    “Of all the animals, man is the only one that is implacable. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.”
    17 December 2009
  • 23
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    Budget anomaly - a politician's expertise.
    16 December 2009
  • 10
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    @SJHatzi So there is an anomaly huh? =D LOL i'll check it out =)
    16 December 2009
  • 23
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    Today's WOTD is Anomaly. Why @artwiculate is there something wrong?
    16 December 2009
  • 10
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    Are Hershey's Kisses miniature pastiche s of the Great Pyramids?
    15 December 2009
  • 31
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    An excellent pastiche would be The Straightened Tower Of Pisa.
    15 December 2009
  • 38
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    The Fantastic Four's Invisible Woman was known as the Evanescent Woman before she realized her true potential.
    14 December 2009
  • 41
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    I'm tough on the outside but gossamer on the inside.
    13 December 2009
  • 30
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    Men laying down their jackets so women can walk over a rain puddle has fallen into desuetude. Blame the high cost of laundry.
    12 December 2009
  • 10
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    @lithiumzombie Yup. I think i'll fribble under the rain =)
    11 December 2009
  • 12
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    @lithiumzombie "Go ahead Punk, fribble my day." #artwiculate
    11 December 2009
  • 22
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    Boondoggle is better than fribble as more time is wasted in typing the word.
    11 December 2009

Awards

Top 20 01 January 2010 Furtive
30
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Top 20 24 December 2009 Gusto
29
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Top 20 19 December 2009 Pulchritudinous
35
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Top 20 15 December 2009 Pastiche
31
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Top 20 14 December 2009 Evanescent
38
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