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54PointsPoltroons incognito in altruistic propriety insidiously gallivant w/ cloying bravado kvetching w/ acrimony at the amiable maven’s accolade.11 February 2010
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20PointsYou can’t stop a man from peeing on an electric fence. But you don’t have to take Schadenfreude in it, either.26 January 2010
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25PointsHarbinger of pseudo-success: He who RTs himself from multiple fake accounts to win the crown & kvetches about the electric fence22 January 2010
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16PointsHarbinger of success: She who pees on an electric fence has a bright future as a pole star.22 January 2010
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21PointsHe who habitually pees on an electric fence will eventually be a cynosure – at his trial.21 January 2010
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28PointsUsed to be, speaking about your intimate medical problems on TV was ineffable. I miss those days.20 January 2010
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25PointsA few learn by reading. Some learn by observing. Only a schlep has to learn for himself by peeing on the electric fence™18 January 2010
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27Points@ultracutebot What can a cute bot like you do to me to get me to schlep to a computer & tweet poetically? Like Max, I'm easy.18 January 2010
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31Points@ultracutebot You just call out my name and you know, wherever I am, I'll come schlep -ping, to tweet you again.18 January 2010
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36PointsImplacable pedants, wonks, lurking in the Artwiculatan penumbra, in a fit of pique and jealousy, mark inaccurate.17 January 2010
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20Pointsimplacable conflagration: flaming asshole17 January 2010
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23PointsOK, I’ll play, too. Unrequited somnolence – cots interruptus15 January 2010
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29PointsIf it weren’t for torpor we’d all be that really chipper person we can’t stand.14 January 2010
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15PointsSome people are so stupid they awake from their torpor just long enough to pee on an electric fence.14 January 2010
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16PointsErstwhile best tweet ever: If it weren't for heresy, we'd still be sitting on a flat earth riding on a giant turtle.13 January 2010
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38PointsViagra - for the ephemeral male12 January 2010
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23PointsSome people collect stamps. Some collect kitsch. And many collect hard-won lessons about peeing on an electric fence.11 January 2010
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32PointsOnomatopoeia of peeing on an electric fence: zip zap10 January 2010
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33Points“He was a lissome prick, deftly inserting himself where he didn’t belong and quickly pulling out of a tight situation.”09 January 2010
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17PointsThe yellow stuff after rain is petrichor. The yellow stuff after the electric fence is peetrichor. Full meme ahead, Mr. @pn8r07 January 2010
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10PointsMany a quagmire is guarded by an electric fence. And many a man pees on the fence before diving in head first.06 January 2010
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15PointsElectric fences ain’t just in bucolic settings. A woman can pee on an electric fence in the middle of a city and sell tickets.05 January 2010
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15PointsElectric fences ain’t just in bucolic settings. A man can pee on an electric fence in the middle of a city and shock no one.05 January 2010
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38PointsA man who pees on an electric fence is not a hedonist – he’s a peedonist.04 January 2010
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15PointsA man who pees on an electric fence has an epiphany as soon as the stream hits the wire.03 January 2010
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29PointsWhen a man pees on an electric fence, damage to his kumquats is ineluctable.02 January 2010
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21PointsIf you’re going to pee on an electric fence, don’t be furtive about it. Do it out in the open and let it all hang out.01 January 2010
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25PointsMT @ Mark Twain New Year's is an annual institution where promiscuous drunks yell Wassail while peeing on an electric fence.31 December 2009
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16PointsMT @ Will Rogers The incipient learn in one of three ways: reading, observing, or peeing on the electric fence for themselves.30 December 2009
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11 February 2010 | Gallivant |
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12 January 2010 | Ephemeral |
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04 January 2010 | Hedonist |
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02 January 2010 | Ineluctable |
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28 December 2009 | Plethora |
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